Zil Morgan

Writing my story one day at a time

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

First day with a new company and @MBTA @MBTA_CR has over an hour of mechanical problems… this is unreal

[Kyle Cooke @imkylecooke]

Twitter: so hot right now

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

@Jaredgreenblatt @elonmusk @Tesla Don’t forget they told you the vin didn’t exist … even though usaa was able to insure

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

@HelloFresh what is this?? We got the box two days ago and it’s already squishy and bad

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

It’s about time for @Apple to create #facetime voicemails. It’s what the people don’t realize we need

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

Is it just me or do most people associate rotten egg smell with the color green?

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

Is there anything more stressful than going to the bathroom while #WFH , just sitting down and hearing your #microsofteams start to ding with 50 messages?! Nah, didn't think so

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

Maybe someone, somewhere is asking #dontedivincenzo if he’s related to me

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

@SouthwestAir thought you preach not saying no.. not on this last flight #rude #drinkcoupons #notagain #flight1293

[David Bienick @BienickWCVB]

Groom dressed head-to-toe dances thru streets of Cambridge on his way to meet his bride in procession called a Baraat. #wcvb #heatwave

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

I just thought I woke myself up by snoring.. turns out it was the elderly man i share an apartment wall with

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

A woman just turned to her husband on the train and said - ‘have a good day, kick some ass!’ I’m pretending she said it to me

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

I wonder if I’ll have kids and if they’ll look through old pictures and say ‘wow! Mom was hot back in the day’

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

@MBTA you’ve got an open door on the #orangeline maybe it’s time to break out the new trains

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

When a Laurel introduces herself do people think she said Yanny? #Laurel #Yanny #whoreallycares

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

Trying to get Siri’s attention and realize you’re calling her Alexa... #FirstWorldProblem

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

Wait... I do that. It reads the way you say it #Duh https://t.co/lFYtNBrVO9

[will defries @willdefries]

there's a special place in hell for people who put the dollar sign after the number amount

[Boston Max @BostonMaxG]

Guys who left Harvard early and became instant legends
3. Bill Gates
2. Zuckerberg
1. @DonatoRyan

#Bruins

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Massachusetts Governor Charlie Baker was taking tequila shots at L Street Tavern on St. Patrick's Day.

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📹: @beccaruesch

https://t.co/84TmL8woHM

[Zil Morgan @LizzyD143]

not even 9am and i've already made a reply all email AWK af.