☄️Supreme Lizzy ♣️

what do I even write 🫩🫩 Anyways hire me for technical writing and documentations

[UNOHANA.KNPCI🥷🏽 @xoxo_mjayy]

It’s butter they put in the middle of that custard pie. There’s nothing you want to tell me.🙏🏽

[☄️Supreme Lizzy ♣️ @LizzyFemii]

Oh yeaaaaaaa Damola

[Fireboy DML @fireboydml]

! THE ALBUM

[Fireboy DML @fireboydml]

! THE ALBUM

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

“I get your mate for house” you go regret say you leave am for house 😭😭

[Team Comedy! #AF2026 @Songbeeeee]

He’s right, I hate when I look something up and it shows me 4 results and the rest are shorts that usually aren’t even related, it’s so annoying, the app has become so useless

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don't look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink 😭

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

You know Nigerians hate Queer people, then you set your queer friend up.

There was no reason to add that she was Queer to her political campaign.

That girl is evil Asf.

🤡🤡🤡

[lo♀ @radphlegm]

Not a single lie told

[NONSO @dejustice_]

chai I don scroll tire. na only me nani boi born💔

[Z @Zirachukwu]

Well I guess you’ve done your part to ensure she never wins.
With friends like you, she doesn’t need enemies.

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

Somebody said “Blue tick…the mark of the lying beast” 😂😂

[ESO THE CLOTH VENDOR @Eso_nameh]

Ben Akponine Samuel, wherever you are, I need you to know that you were my favorite author as a kid.
I loved your books so much, I would use my snack money to get your storybooks

[Gidi @tayo_billz]

“Just get her pregnant, children dey bring blessings”

Abject poverty: 😭😭

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

I called one Big head and ended up with a story on why they didn’t press his head after birth and how he wished he could fix it . I became a therapist.

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

Christian men tho… everything is a sin to them except fornication and adultery🤡🤡🤡

[Pelumi @Msliterarylover]

I really miss those 200 naira storybooks we used to buy when we were younger.
They always had 2 stories in one sometimes, and you’d have to turn the book upside down to read the other.

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

If you wash 15 cars everyday and do laundry for 5 Tenants

Body go tell you

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“Why didn’t you pick my calls last night?”

Omo I slept off, but we can break up if you’re upset.

[Lawrence @EkunweL]

Some Nigerian pastors eulogized this guy, and many young Nigerians on this app were gaslighting people with "you are taking him out of context".

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Things wey suppose lead to outrage Dey lead to skit, and when them make am them go begin remind una wey be audience say una no be their level and una broke.