Lizzy Gonnering

[Shan @shanbancan]

I actually don't like anyone.

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

Has night terror. Calls Mom at 12:15 am for 45 minutes ... this is adulting.

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

How do I get cheetohs delivered to my apartment doe?

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

Life goals: genetically mutate until I look like @ddlovato 😍😍

[Shan @shanbancan]

Hope everyone has a GREAT Thursday night! Except people who call their pets "fur babies"

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

There really should be a "hide engagement, dating or anything to do w love post" option on Facebook. #singlecantmingle #foreveralone 😇

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

Dating tip: Don’t. Eat chips in bed instead

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

Why do people pronounce it Rees-ees. Literally just watch a commercial and your argument is invalid. And yes it's my biggest pet peeve 🙈

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

Does anybody else ever think about quitting their job, moving to an island and making pina coladas for a living? Because I do daily 🍹

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

Things I can't live without: ☕️🍫🧀

[Steph Gon @Steph__Gon]

Middle schoolers today looking 23 while when I was in middle school I was wearing a peer mediation shirt to a Justin Bieber concert

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

Definition of a successful night = being in bed by 930 😊💛

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i wish i could enjoy the cute new spiderman but i refuse to acknowledge the existence of anybody born after 1995

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

As I sit here and pour myself another bowl of fruity pebbles ... #foreveralone

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

I just opened 8 snapchats in a row of pictures of couples. I think that's gods little way of saying fu you suck 😅🙈☹️

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

Sooo when are they going to get rid of that whole Facebook story thing?? I've had like 2 friends post w it and that was WAY more than enough

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

@modercks I have paid half of my auto shops bills & then some guarantee

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@clayswifey7815 You're probably raising the property value tbh

[Lizzy Gonnering @LizzyGonnering]

Dies anyone else look at photos of themselves and think "fuckk I'm old" Even though we're all still like super young 😑