Lizzy Hale

[Daniel @danbanbam]

A VIBE!!!

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

I think everyone should be able to wear scrubs to work that ish is so comfy

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Don’t trust people who just regularly drink cows milk

[tommy @whattommy]

wow this new @phoebe_bridgers music video is amazing!

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

The moment I realized losing things constantly and not being able to listen to a full sentence or focus enough to take a persons respiration’s isn’t a quirky personality trait

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

My brother asked me if I wanted to go up to our cabin and in my head I was like aw heck yes I gotta text daisy she’s gonna be so excited! Then I realized not only does daisy not have a phone she is a dog...

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

I eat all plant based food but I will eat eggs if they are from someone’s chickens in their backyard. I asked my mom if she could get me some, she showed up to my house with these. Her boyfriend said “so you know they’re happy eggs”

[Ben Hale @benthale]

"Is this horizontical or vertigo?" -my wonderful wife

[Ben Hale @benthale]

Why does every billboard for the Utah aquarium have pictures of non-fish?Yeah, it's cool that you have a leopard or whatever, but you know why I'm here. Mother-fetching sharks.

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

Has anybody ever found a windshield wiper mode that’s perfect? because I think my car is missing a speed in between mega slow and super aggressive fast sicko mode

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

@caferio I go to the one on 33rd in salt lake and the one on 1235 East and 2100 south in sugar house. And both places have been out of the vinaigrette dressing way too often! And I don’t do milk so I just have a dressingless salad :/. Thanks!

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

Yo @caferio if you don’t get you’re act together and stop running out of Vinaigrette dressing I don’t know what I’m gonna do but it’s gonna be bad okay

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

literally same exact logic

[Ben Hale @benthale]

Boogers are just salty thoughts leaving the body when you won’t express them.

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

Someone needs to take my debit card away from me before I buy a human skeleton replica and gallons of chai tea on the Internet there is no room in my home for more stuff thx

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

Me: I might like this boy
Boy: *says anything remotely flirty, cheesy or nice*
Me: haha nvm

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

Is this about youtubers or my shopping cart I can’t tell

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

@ZachCMyers Don’t burrito and drive

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

Risked my life for a burrito yesterday. Would do it again.

[Lizzy Hale @LizzyHale]

@benthale To save a burrito