Paige

I'm so happy to be a goat. I'm also the gayest hetero of all time.

[aurora! 🗝️☕ @illuminatedeon]

funfact walt was so demanding during the making of this movie in order to make it look like a moving illuminated manuscript that at the time, this was the most expensive disney movie ever made
and it ultimately almost made disney to go bankrupt

[Blank Check @dreadloxrastah]

You can put an email verbatim in the Outlook search that you just sent 2 minutes ago and it’ll be like no results found

[brie. (hyperbolically) @briebxrries]

kinda obsessed with adam sandler using his production company to make girlhood comedies for his daughters to star in. like can’t even be mad over this kind of nepotism because you can tell that both his and their hearts genuinely be in these movies

[mid rights activist @freakysonicluvr]

They should invent a gym but for your projects. So this place would have all the expensive equipment you would need for certain hobbies like woodworking or glass cutting or a kiln to fire pottery etc so u can do things just for funsies without having to invest lakhs

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

gonna start telling people mid convo "land the plane" when they talkin in circles

[melly @sooyaver]

women are so inspiring across every species

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

When you click on a tracking number as soon as you get the email and the thing is like, “Uhhhhhh, we were kind of counting on you not clicking on that yet.”

[SLIM ⭐️ @5L1M__]

Don’t let anyone talk you out of that once in a lifetime 2k Thailand trip. Trust me, that 5k will be the best 10k you’ve ever spent

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Interrupted a conversation between a man and his demons 😭

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

My ex would call me her passenger princess whenever she drove, but she was a bad driver so the princess I felt like was Diana

[Vee✰ @Veraachriss]

…flirted with a man @ 15 and he was 24, he stopped me and explained that no healthy adult is interested in a child. I’m older now ,Hope your pillow is always cool King

[mazzy star lyric bot @ilovbeingsick]

Yesterday as my boyfriend was handing me a high noon he went “is that gonna make you touch me” and looked at me like this

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

got a family zoo membership (lets you go for free), then money got way tighter at my house. so, now i only go to the zoo. zoomaxing. this is the secret to the zoo. no pressure. my kids are looking at a rock for twenty minutes. whatever. go for it. we're coming back next weekend.

[sam @samcanmiss]

"I think the tourist guide likes us" is female equivalent of "the stripper is in love with me"

[erin chack @ErinChack]

There are two boys that send me music. When one sends me a song, I send it to the other. Then that one sends me a song back, so I send it to the first. They both think I have great taste in music, but I don't; they do. They're musical soul mates and they'll never know it.

[Mimi 🪽 @angelcorpse666]

I remember I told my ex I was ashamed of my depression room and he just said “idc id fuck you on top of dirty clothes” sigh

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

My little brother is moving to California for work and he doesn’t really know shit about fuck so he’s telling me he’s pretty excited about how close they’ll be to Stockton

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Something about a person who is absolutely unhinged in regular life but completely locked in when it comes to their career is so endearing to me

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual and I 1000% believe that. Lmao

[Charli @charli_xcx]

welcome back the 1975 <3