Lizario

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[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[Lever tf up girl @Ebitduhmommy]

Having a kid at 30 years old in NYC is absolutely teen pregnancy

[g @34rths]

I just decided I will no longer be wasting money this summer unless you want to hangout with me this weekend

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[Shabazz Stuart @ShabazzStuart]

I feel like the fact that Jalen's dad played for the Knicks in the finals against the Spurs back in 1999 when Jalen was just two years old is legitimately under-appreciated.

What a dope NYC story.

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

i hate that adhd is like a mini dementia. why the fuck is the refrigerator door open

[bug girl @buggirl]

trying to write the most evil character they can conceive of but they can’t keep up with the level of the actual president’s depravity

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If one of the scariest things you’ve ever seen is a tax on a second home that you don’t live in that’s worth over $5 million, then you’ve lived a very privileged life.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Men be like "If I can't control a woman's body, then I want that body to die."

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Consideration.

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Caitie @hammlittle]

this daylight is in fact saving me

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Does anyone else feel random moments of intense rage towards the fact that we need to Keep Going

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

bro looks like the penguin