Liz Novak

privacy. pussy. pasta.

[olive 🫐 @fabiansalah]

kind of obsessed with the cottage unmasking shanes autistic tendencies to the max like yes i am making 8 burgers :) i hope we can relax! :) *perfect loon noise*

[ares @mitthrawnu]

i could write essays and poems and novels and sonnets dedicated to the significance of this gesture alone

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

thank you Heated Rivalry for those wonderful few weeks of television

[trish @ultragloss]

how i’m feeling post-cottage

[bel @ccutiny]

thank you #heatedrivalry you were the best thing that happened this year. every episode was amazing af!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m letting you know again.. stop playing with my kid btch.. you just mad cuz your son fav color is 5.. GET TF ON YOU CRACKHEAD

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

You know what it never was? That serious!

[trash jones @jzux]

the best part of fourth of july is getting so drunk you forget you have to live in america

[🐌 @Wheeema]

"i got that dawg in me"

the dog in question:

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Welcome to the Midwest

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

when the sun is shining and i’m walking around with a little beverage it’s like ok maybe life is worth living

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

mfs got one life n choose to be married in their early 20s

[RMJ @reneerapp]

silly just so so silly!!

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[noah🥖🍅 @vbiior]

they're like zendaya and tom holland for suicidal people