Laotian Jesus 🇱🇦

#WatchMeCook

[Laotian Jesus 🇱🇦 @LjDaChef]

This trip to the motherland has been an eye-opener. I Need to do more and I will.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

SEE, I WAS IN THE TRENCHES

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This is so funny because WE really grew up with Woody and Buzz NOT THEM. 😂😂😂😂

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

what zero pussy does to a mf

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how the barista looks at you when you press “no tip” after all they did was spin the ipad around

[g herbos arm in his picture with farrakhan @ivy_interlude]

them after

[♰ @reeceollld]

nasty nigga really ordered hot chocolate & fish in the morning

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

“Gas is $5, 1 bedroom rent is $2k, McDonald’s told me 1 hashbrown is $3... God please” 😩😩

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

I swear a simple “no” would’ve worked just fine 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[R O H I T @lwkyRohit]

i thought bro married a centaur 😭😭😂

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[Spiffy Global @SpiffyGlobal]

Make em 49.99 for a ole playa then nefew

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

god forbid a nigga seek higher enlightenment

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

I am NEVER deleting Twitter.

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

Because 5 minutes in it becomes a Homelander game

[Gustavo Fring @zone6nova]

Idk this shit kinda sexy