Jordan☀️

~We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone~

[Jordan☀️ @LlamasUpJordan]

@KelseyStanger I basically have told all of them to wait for the girl to talk to them. Essentially, just making them leave females alone😂

[Jordan☀️ @LlamasUpJordan]

I’ve been giving men relationship advice all night except I’m drunk and it’s been trash oops

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

You cheated on me...when I specifically asked you not to?

[sav @averagecupofjo]

my ex would never post pictures of us on instagram because he “didn’t use it very much” but he did use it, a lot actually, to cheat on me. that was fun!

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

when you realize you have to lose your favorite toxic person to actually be happy in life.

[Tweets aren’t loading right now @doitbespittin]

Why men stop liking your post when y’all start talking?

[SK🤺 @Shxhryar]

when girls jump to conclusions and they end up being right😭

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed

[gigi @gigisdeadd]

men be having gf’s 10x prettier than them & they still have the audacity to disrespect them?? sir, go to prison

[Go - off hiatus - rashi @soozysufi]

CDC just announced that corona can be spread via Instagram story challenges :-/

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

nobody:
me making my friends strong ass drinks to get them drunk:

[Lydia Hill🍃 @lydiakahill]

me and me dad are sharing the dining room table working from home today. He's an aerospace engineer on a conference call ordering fuselage prototypes and I'm drawing a duck

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

day 3 of quarantine: a man hasn't made me cum in 2 years