Zach Baker

Its not about how we fall...

[Alexis Garcia 🇲🇽 @lexdelag]

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month 🇲🇽😃

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

I really need to do better..

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

@espn *yaaaawn* Coach K has over 1000...🤷🏾‍♂️😈😈😈 #sorrynotsorry #royalbluenotbabyblue

[jas 🍓 @jasaileen4]

fuck icarly put George Lopez on netflix

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Today is the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century. https://t.co/cGL3KszN3I

[Tave @0hbetave]

Yup this is the one.

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

@espn Its that banshee scream that does it for me 😂 #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings
#whitepplcantdance

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

"I'm a financial planner, and I always tell my clients to ignore the same tired advice about investing" https://t.co/F7Plo8SDi5

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

@2chainz trying to figure out if he saw a wolf or a dog last night made my fucking week....I probably have at least half the views on the vid honestly

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

Its that time again....🤫🤫🤫 #ifyouknowthanyouknow

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

Thanks for tunning into “So-So Stupidly Serious MX” you guys have been great. Tune in next time to find out why it is essential to eat the bottom of a muffin first..... Go F*ck yourself San Diaago.

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

The moral of that lengthy and entirely unnecessary twrant...?trant?..t-rant?...chwant? .....GOT DAMN F-ing TWITTER RANT is that my mom friggin rocks, not a huge fan of my dad, aaaand I pretty much suck 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

Anyway, disregarding the bum and back to my superb & wonderful my mother
-im (allegedly) her son
-the FIRST born child of hers
-practically share a birthday
(Leo the sign of the 👑 & Queen).. or Queen and Fool in my case

And yet none of her greatness was passed down to me....

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

Probably sounded harsh but for those that know Gregory.....you know.

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

But what gets me fucked up is... im her son right…? (Unless my rents have been harboring a secret from me for 27 years...) Which wouldn’t be all bad because my dad is....well my dad. And I find myself thinking.... “there’s no way I could actually be related to this bum can I?”

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

Just when I think she can’t get any better, she goes and proves my ass dead wrong... Consistently reaching greater heights and I couldn’t be more proud.

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

Congratulations to the lovely, ambitious, inspirational woman Im honored to call my mother on her first EVER election win for school board. 👏🏾

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

Look what came today!!
✌🏾😎
@KADOKAWA_denshi

[Zach Baker @LluciusFox]

mfs be outcheaa willdinnn on some craaazy dumb new type sheeit and they bout to catch these thumbs