Chris aka riskafer

21 year old prodigal son of two Hispanics

[Chris aka riskafer @LmaoChris1]

I will like a tweet, Unlike it, then like it back all in the name of attention

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Can men have rbf, asking for a friend

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@eepydemxn You average 90+ likes

I’m stable at 1

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@str8upw4ck Basically the booty equivalent to a groundhog being scared of its shadow

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God I love women

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Yeah just a cup of ice

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@str8upw4ck @zoloft223 I recognized her faster than she did and only said hi after I walked past her to use the bathroom, where I was then told by a stranger that I looked breedable

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@str8upw4ck @zoloft223 It warms my heart to know that you thought of me for this very specific thing

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If the doc said I had one last tweet before I die, I'd use it to type this one to announce that ass is amazing

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@eepydemxn Just freeballing with a fag in hand. Righteous.

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lovebombing bots and fake accounts is so fun actually

[Chris aka riskafer @LmaoChris1]

I’m not gay but I swear I’m giving

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@str8upw4ck Can’t go five miles without hitting a blinker off the Lionel Messi flavored yart.

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@str8upw4ck

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What is the cock to humor conversion

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@str8upw4ck Touché, huge boob funny lady Jasmine chobani from Twitter

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@LmaoChris1 whats the laughter amount to bra size conversion rate