Lauren H

Just a small town Nebraskan trying to figure out how I ended up in Utah 🤷‍♀️

[Lauren H @LminorH]

I just had a friend comment "Barb for President" and I'm like, "I think I would rather keep Trump." #thatssayingsomething #TheBachelor

[Lauren H @LminorH]

#TheBachelor
Am I supposed to be working on grad school stuff? Yes. Am I watching Peter be the worst person ever instead? Yes.

[• Marlie • @JessBess_Noel]

Me peeking into the cockpit of my next Delta flight like:

#bachelorettefinale #TheBachlorette

[Lauren H @LminorH]

Already got our seats for #ldsdevo

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.

[Lauren H @LminorH]

Life is going great, couldn’t be better *One FaceTime call with my whole family in Nebraska* I WANNA MOVE BACK 😭😭😭 #adultprobs #maybeicanworkremotely

[Senator Mitt Romney @SenatorRomney]

I have now read the redacted Mueller report and offer my personal reaction:

[Lauren H @LminorH]

Somehow I was able to magically guess that this senator is a Republican... Do nurses spend time ‘playing cards’? Washington senator’s remarks spark outrage https://t.co/biRG6iYS5Q

[Lauren H @LminorH]

Or using where you went as if it makes you better in any way

[Lauren H @LminorH]

One of my favorite Daily Show interviews ever https://t.co/Q1Xkh0DJDS

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[alex medina @mrmedina]

So am I the only one who’s never watched #GameofThrones?

[Lauren H @LminorH]

@SGAMormon When I joined the church my own dad didn’t speak to me for a few years. It hurt, and it definitely left a void. I had to lean on Christ more than I thought was possible, and I had to learn that sometimes you need to show more love to others than they show you. That brings change.

[Lauren H @LminorH]

@JeffreeStar Me 5 min into the reveal video

[Lauren H @LminorH]

#Brooklyn99 gives me unrealistic couple goals 😩

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

Y'all: Pete Buttigieg is bad for the gays

Me:

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

People will often be polite to you in person, while advancing policies that harm you and your family. You will be polite to them in turn, but you need not stand for such harms. Instead, you push back, honestly and emphatically. So it goes, in the public square.