Lauren Blazey

Former star student falling apart in a Taco Bell

[Lauren Blazey @LoBlazey]

"You can surprise me just let me know so I can dress for it" - @autumndixon98

[trash jones @jzux]

ugh i have to pull an all-dayer today

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

The problem is that one dog is holding 99% of the clues.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

70% of Americans believe Roe v. Wade should remain the law of the land. Retweet if you're one of them.

[Lauren Blazey @LoBlazey]

@Mad_NW ADHD probably

[cybr amir @cybramir]

i feel like having a chat with her would fix a lot of my problems

[trash jones @jzux]

microdosing catholicism by feeling vaguely ashamed all day for no particular reason

[. @danysanakins]

star wars fans can hear a breathing and go insane

[chloe @skycaptainss]

the kenobi trailer could just be obi-wan walking around the desert crying for two minutes straight and i would honestly still love it

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Men will literally become the most famous film director in history instead of going to therapy

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I do this thing I call "going banana mode" where I peel and eat one banana

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

i don’t read the bible because it doesn’t pass the bechdel test

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

The cinematography on Euphoria is just gorgeous

[Lauren Blazey @LoBlazey]

There is no finer delicacy than the slightly over-toasted edges of a pop tart

[Lauren Blazey @LoBlazey]

Movie pitch: You know how the og Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was super sexist? I think it's time we made a sequel where Clarice is the only one who can lead Santa's sleigh. The tagline: The Reindeer that went down in HERstory.

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Carol season is the best season of the year.

Carol (2015) directed by Todd Haynes
Starring Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara
Cinematography by Edward Lachman

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

instructor: and what does the green light represent?

me: the decadence and futility of the American dream

instructor: this is a driver's exam

[JP @jpbrammer]

referring to Christianity writ large as "that thing from VeggieTales?"

[Lauren Blazey @LoBlazey]

Being raised by a Methodist and a Catholic and then becoming agnostic is fun because I have a Protestant work ethic, Catholic guilt, and zero peace of mind.