Brandon 🌲

there's always another secret

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

How it feels to buy your boys beers

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

How it feels drinking three beers and clearing a plate of hot wings on a Tuesday

[aarøn. @ayroned]

whenever I see teenagers working at a movie theater

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

STUPID STRAIGHT EDGE CLERIC KEEPS CASTING LESSER RESTORATION WHEN I TRY TO SMOKE A BOWL

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Throwing a beer bottle at the TV and ruining Thanksgiving because my nephew picked the Moo Moo Meadows Cow first.

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

how do I get the Apple
Photos shit to stop showing me pictures of the woman that made me want to kill myself

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Severancing my brain the old fashioned way tonight

[amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @kindredxo]

win match: yay i won

lose match: this time i'm really gonna do it

[Brandon 🌲 @LoCZaliss]

Only been a week n already missing this

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

oh to be a cat napping beneath a blanket of flower petals

[mau @rllydu]

saying the word “beer” to me triggers the same response as when you say the word “walk” to a dog

[Mia @boygrrI]

im making a movie on an iphone too its called 28 beers later its a documentary

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

Nice meta deck, idiot. Why don’t you try using your imagination and losing every match like a real man

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

top 5 number of beers

1. 7 beers
2. 3 beers
3. 5 beers
4. 4 beers
5. 12 beers

[Rouge 🇫🇷 @BaguetteWeapons]

Aren’t we all ?

[Militaires Sans Gluten @Comrade_Waluigi]

LOOKED STRAIGHT INTO THE ECLIPSE FUCKED UP ON SOME MEMPHIS MOONPIES

SAW GOD STARIN BACK, AND HE BLINKED FIRST