Lauren Johnston

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

@HaydnSchneider I’m from Canada, I think the states is a mess. It’s scared that you guys do not even get how messed up it is. Katy was on IG once saying all the security messures around her and was still scared to be home alone. I have no security system, no gun etc but never scared at home

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

Don’t ask why but my e-textbook has no page numbers. It’s like a website just one big long scroll down. My prof continues to give us page numbers do to questions from certain pages. Even though we tell her this every week. WHY DO YOU INSIST ON BEING USLESS. #StupidPeople #why

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

Someone in my class legit felt the need to comment that they knew someone who declined a job offer. Out of nowhere. To let us know that it happens. 😒😑🤦🏼‍♀️it’s gonna be long class #stupidcomment #juststop

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

@Kaatieroo Nah I personally prefer dog owners like this. Just look strictly at the dog please. I don’t want to have smile or speak

[Kailyn Lowry @KailLowry]

Everyone tells me I need to do better with creating boundaries. Then I try & nobody wants to respect them 🙃

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

@heatho14 Just hoping it doesn’t does start “unlasting” on me #fingerscrossed

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

People who have it together at 5am in the morning are my favorite. Tim Hortons employees and drivers especially. #hustle #hurryup #givememycoffee

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

All my clients just know they will find my on floor of their condo lobby with a dog. Every time. And they just accept it and wait for me to finish saying hi. That’s why I love my clients #clientlove #doggolove

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

Yes I have a corgi. But it’s not actually necessary for half the people I know to then send me every post they ever see with a corgi... its a lot

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

The men redoing the hallway in my condo building are singing opera to each other. My dog is not happy with their singing voices #whatishappening #theyarelovinglifetho #doyou

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

@heatho14 We were busy talking to each other

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

@heatho14 Was I one of them?

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

While walking my dog, saw a police office, in uniform driving a normal car, no computer, texting while driving! #rulesapplytoyoutoo #steallingmymoneyontickets #protectingthepeoplewhenyoufeellikeit #shameonyou #wearealwayswatchingyou @TorontoPolice

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

@heatho14 HEY!!!

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

This weekend I found out I was 5’8. I always thought I was 5’6 #itsdifferentuphere #sotall #newstome #itsallintheneck

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

I love when people call me and when I answer go “Who is this?!” #youcalledme #whydidyoucallarandom #yesitisawrongnumber #bye #donotcallbackinten #annoying

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

I just had my blood pressure taken at the doctors. My arm twitched so much that, my entire arm was moving. Flopping around on the table on its own #ijustshrugged #noexplaination #iamjusttwichy #getoverit #whyamilikethis

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

When my sister casually raps "like i would even grow up in a basement" #wtf #ThoseAreNotTheLyrics #LoveHer #TooFunny

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

@heatho14 yes a fishieeee

[Lauren Johnston @LoJohnston28]

@heatho14 100%