Teemo

Too much yordle for any single soul to handle.

[Teemo @LoL_Teemo]

Entered room today to find Taric standing in front of mirror, hastily removing mushroom from breeches. Confused, locking door in future.

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Good morning, summoners! The League has grown so much lately, who's ready for some morning calisthenics, Captain Teemo-style?

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Woke up this morning to find that some easily entertained summoner sewed miniature wings and hearts onto best scouting outfit overnight.

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Scout's addendum: and getting to jog by Miss Tristana in my skin-tight mushroom fiber uniform wasn't half bad either. rowr!

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Scout's Log: Calisthenics routine finally paid off! Can finally keep up with that flouncy Miss Fortune when she takes off after a pirate.

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Scout's Log: heard self's combat skills compared unfavorably to those of a "mushroom-amped squirrel" in the dining hall today. One day... =(

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Scout's Log: Found trace amounts of raven dung scattered around Summoner's Rift. Informed Gragas they were indigenous berries. Worked.

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Returned to dormitory to find Gragas picking his teeth with my blowgun. Fell into blind rage, lacerated his right ankle severely w/ biting.

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Scout's Log: Kept having summoners wink at me and slip me Maladies in the League hallways today. Investigating this.

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Another of those awful, fleshy human girls joined the League today. Any good yordle girl would turn up her nose at that bag of blubber!

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Scout's Log: Still no reply from Bandle City HQ after repeated letters requesting an upgraded blowgun/dart supply. Slightly miffed. =(

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Scout's Log: integrated new calisthenics routine into daily schedule. No more of those pesky minions knocking me out of stride now!

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Finished new method of brush-based camouflage. Project a success, save for disguise being 'marked' by LoL_Warwick while in use by self. =/

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Spent the afternoon laying mushrooms, like a captain.

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Woke up feeling stronger and quicker than ever before. Attributing new vitality to yoga picked up from good Master Yi.

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Back from vacation to Bandle City. Brought batch of homemade Captain Teemo's fiber+ Yordle snakstikz. Rat thought they were crossbow bolts.

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Miss Janna's not too bad, though!

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New League members. One made of metal (no aerobics), one insane (tried to snort my shrooms), one made of rock (see first). Not impressed.

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Released rabbit with Bantam trap attached in vicinity of Warwick. He never suspected a thing; still eating grass to induce vomiting.

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Scout's Journal, Day 4: Was chased by Warwick while running today. Claimed he thought I was "flesh-rabbit". Seat of pants drool-stained. =(