Lauren's Intestine

No Gluten for Me.

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

@GrahamCrackuhz And if shall remain so.

[Joey Richter @JoeyRichter]

From the team that's bringin you @CraigTheGenie we're extremely proud to FINALLY present you w/ "My Shiny Teeth & Me" http://t.co/JQ2NwuD449

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

When I hurt Lauren hurts. How about everyone act like you love each other and I won't gift her with diarrhea?

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

You all make me hurt.

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

Don't you hate it when poop feels like fucking rose stems? Yeah, me too. #IntestineProblems

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

Preparing myself for Judas Poopsies. I have two weeks. LETS DO THIS COLON!

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

@LaurenLopez1 I poop bigger than that. Right?

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

@reb94 hehehe

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

Sad farts this week because I miss Portland food and Leakybladdercon. :(

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

Home. I've heard the word before. :farts:

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

SWIGGITY sweenis I just pooped a penis!

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

Ps: since I'm at leaky, my products have been wand shaped! Everything is so magical WEEEE!

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

Bout to see my body! @LaurenLopez1is me!

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

Damn! I haven't tweeted in forever. Sorry all.

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

I've been a quiet intestine. #DuodenumTroubles

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

Favourite if you want to know how I, Lauren Lopez's Intestine, can SPEAK! #yay

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

Gas Traffic... this will be Horrific ......

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

@LoLosTummy You're telling me. #IveHadDiarrheaSinceEasters

[Lauren's Intestine @LoLosIntestine]

Titanic really moved me.... That's nit a good thing.... because I'm an intestine... #overexplanation