Lauren B

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

Is there a point at which everyone just has enough toilet paper?

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

@madamizell God dangit, so do I 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

@madamizell BUT WAIT...if you sign now, we will include a FREE coffee mug and welcome basket!

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

I just had to explain to my 2 year old why putting a fishing worm in his butt was a bad idea...there are some things you just can’t prepare for. #parenting is weird, y’all.

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

What do I have to do to get @PopeyesChicken to add fried chicken skin to the menu? I’m tired of ordering an extra piece of chicken just to eat the skin. Surely I’m not the only slob who feels this way?

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

Don’t ask me how, when, where or why he has this, but my husband is trying to convince me this shirt belonged to @TheRock and I just need some confirmation.

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

Nothing will humble you quite like a nail salon massage chair when it hits vibrate mode

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

Apparently when you turn 30 @TheVannaWhite and @patsajak wish you a happy birthday. See you at 6:30CST. I’ve set my DVR recording of the wheel. Let me go be with my people. #thisis30

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

@Tloweee Like I put the kids to bed and did taxes and laundry 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

You know when you’re young and want to be grown, then you’re grown and it’s just you laying in bed at night trying to finish a recorded tv show before your melatonin kicks in? Good times. #adulting

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

Shout out to the drivers who still flash their headlights to let you know a cop is ahead. Y’all the real MVP’s ✌🏼

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

Looks pretty legitimate @ParkerMcCollum

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

This was, hands down, the most memorable day of my year. Thank you, Dr. Dottavio, you are a testament to the entire University. Simply incredible ❤️

[Dr. James Hurley @TarletonPrez]

Commencement was extended a week for a special person. Austin Biggers completed the degree he started in 2005 after being delayed by a life changing car accident. Family & friends gathered today in Montgomery to see Austin finally receive his degree. Congratulations Austin!

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

You know who got the flu this year? Me. You know who didn’t get a flu shot? Also me. You know who didn’t get the flu this year? My vaccinated children...funny how that works out 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

@Ask_WellsFargo No, no, you guys are great, I already had it resolved! I just need to be more aware of my spending. I’m sure my credit card and my husband would appreciate it 😜

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

While I appreciate @WellsFargo and their concern, I would like to publicly admit that I am, in fact, very basic. So if I go to hobby lobby, target and Starbucks in the same day...it’s not fraud, it’s just who I am as a person.

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

I used to be pretty cool...now I’m just a mom with no friends getting excited over box tops #momlife

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

In case you didn’t get a chance to watch Instagram stories from Saturday night, let me recap: every story begins with a drunk white girl screaming “yasssssss” or “ayyyyy” repeatedly. That’s it...that’s all you missed.

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

Whata-day to be alive...the A1 thick and hearty burger is back, y’all!! Thank you, @Whataburger for making my world whole again 😍

[Lauren B @LoMo_22]

Body suits are all fun and fashion until you have to go to the bathroom. #awkward