Things Alex Says

I entertain.

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Me: "For Christmas, I want some lululemon leggings"

Alex: "What do you want some Versace shit too? Are you a rapper now?"

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Me: "I love our relationship, it keeps getting better like a fine wine"

Alex: "Until I start beating you"

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Calls up his white friends..."Waddup nigga wanna drink forties and play dominos?" #ThingsAlexSays

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Pulls up to a parking spot right in front of restaurant..."prime real estate" #ThingsAlexSays

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"He might be really hot, but you're going to get AIDS" -Things Alex Says

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Not those 12 year old MySpace abs #ThingsAlexSays

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"If they get married, I'm going to tell her we fucked 👋.....and he tried to put it in my butt"

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@pmkitten omg you just got ad targeted 😂😂😂

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@pmkitten but all the same...😅

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@pmkitten damn ❄

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@pmkitten YOU JUST CHANGED MY LIFE

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@eleni_elizabeth Idk he's a weirdo

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What my boyfriend does when I'm away slightly concerns me....

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@eleni_elizabeth it's perfection