Gay Link

Just busy being the Hero of Time and more fabulous than a million Ghirahims & stuff :3 Single and avoiding Tingle! Why are there no good gays in Hyrule? *sigh*

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Hope Anju & Kafei didn't mind me coming home plastered. I saved their marriage ffs #Thebackdoorisalwaysopen #ifyouknowwhatimean

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Had no luck with the fellas last night either. Is it because I look so young? Maybe they're into fishy dudes. #ZoraMaskNextTime

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Hangover like bitch. The Gorman Brothers were out with those creepy masks again last night #weallknowitsyou

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Guess who's drunk again? Yeah boi! It's gay-night @ The Milk Bar (although seriously when is not gay-night at this joint) #moo

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Wtf my teeth don't even go that way. Who wrote this garbage? #SharpBros?

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Spoiler: all Elegy of Emptiness does is make a creepy sexdoll replica of yourself #IShouldntHaveDoneThat

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Gonna play some tunes on that shitty ocarina Saria gave me.

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At Pinnacle Rock. Yup. Still a shit hole. #SeaSnakesWhyAreYouEvenHere?

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Gonna check if Pinnacle Rock is still a shit hole holiday destination #goddamngerudos

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OK so I just lost 500R on a dog race. And, oh Din! Zelda has the fucking ocarina. I lost that shit for real? :'( #whyisitherweekendwithit?

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I think Mammabu-Yan's liphair is distracting her own dogs #awkward #lendheramirrorcremia

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Aww yeah. Betting some green on the dogs. I stole Richard from Hyrule Castle Town & snuck him in #shh

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Aww lawd. They broke out the Chateau Romani. We all know how this is gonna end. Malon gets her brain taken by 'them' again #lightweight

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Anyway I'm going to see the cool Malon & Cremia in T-land. See what's happenin down under #TheMoonHasAFace

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Speaking of murdering children, why not just kill all Gerudo babies named Ganon or Ganondorf hmm? Save me some grief down the line maybe?

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That magic armour was a total rip! Where the fuck's my money Malo? #thatbabygonnagetit

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I also wonder how if I'm carrying bombs & I get hit by a Fire Keese I don't die?

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I always wondered how them 2 witches could turn into that one big woman, but then again I'm not gonna pretend I understand how women work

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Tingle why were you even in jail and why did I help a criminal escape? #ohyeahthecamera

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I would happily trade the Tingle Tuner for some magic beans #atleastthebeanswork