Lauren Chumbley

[Alicia @AliciaH113]

Why could 25,000 people attend the super bowl but dads still can’t go to their own babies ultra sound?

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

Time is running out for me to find a friend with a boat for the summer

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

@TheSethHoward I'd buy just for #91 up there 👀😍🤤

[Simpson College Pre-Health @simpcoprehealth]

Simpson College Counseling Services is launching the Green Bandana Project. There will be a FREE in person suicide prevention and mental health awareness training for students.

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

*Trey reading a Dr. Seuss book*: "Oh this is kind of hard to read"

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

3OH!3 just released a new song and now I'm starting the believe those theories that 2020 was a time portal year and now we might be back to the 10's

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

When cleaning do you use...

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

The only version of this meme I care about

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

@McDonalds @BoKuyper66 Wrong answer

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

I'm convinced McDonalds discontinuing the snack wrap in late 2019 disrupted the balance of the world

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Sims 4 is literally $5 on Steam right now

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

@BoKuyper66 @cheetah Looks like pickle juice

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

I simply ~☆don't☆~

[court @uspellCoUrTNey]

People who are not morning people, how do you get up right after your alarm and be productive right away in the mornings?

Morning people need not apply I don’t need to hear your rainbow opinion about how beautiful and serene the morning is or whatever the fuck

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

The co-founder of my company just told us to watch a Netflix series on company time. I was really looking forward to all that computer work I had, but what Todd says must go

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

Now go show this same passion for your local politics

[Rachel Cruze @RachelCruze]

Getting out of debt is tough, but it’s SO worth it. 💪 https://t.co/lbzrE0hIzZ

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

My favorite thing to do is what men try to tell me I shouldn't or can't do
HOLD MY BEER STEVE

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

I just burped and heard Trey across the house yell "Bless you"
...and that's love

[Lauren Chumbley @Lo_Chum]

The Nightmare Before Christmas is like that one sketchy friend that gossips to each friend about the other and never picks a side. Can't trust that hoe