Loufel

The less they know, the more they wonder.

MOMENT OF TRUTH COLLECTIVE

Hair Wizard | Color Connoisseur | Confidant | Color Professeur

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-Aesop Rock

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Why does #Seattle public transportation love having fabric seats? Can't we just have a non porous surface for chairs so it doesn't absorb all the mysterious wet smells and actually disinfect them? I want to sit but I don't know where the stench is coming from!!

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I'm grateful for the community of friends we have 🖤 we wouldn't be here and have these experiences without them 🙏

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Why do I always want asian food when I travel to cities that barely have any people of color?!

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Dear male uber drivers,

Can yall please shower and brush your teeth before you start your work day? This is not a roll out of bed, WFH situation. We can smell you and you smell stale and unkempt 🤢

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Social media is a bunch of corny ass people trying to prove they give a shit about something but go about it in the most 🙄 way.

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Part of me wants to use the soaking tub in my hotel but also it's in Vegas during the peak of conference season so maybe not... post pandemic and people are still nasty if not even less clean than before.

Talked myself out of that one real quick.

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The most annoying person in a workout class? The hungover "WOO!" girl 🙄 Mackenzie, get your woopwooOoOoops out of here.

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Why have I never tried press on nails before? My work schedule + these press ons, saving money and making it look cute too.

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Must've been a new drug drop last night cuz the light rail was not the vibe this morning. Would like to not spend $50 on an uber and use the light rail but I'd like to get to the airport without having to be vigilant sometimes. @SoundTransit the light rail sucks.

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OK OK.. I'll watch this episode even if it's in like season 42...

[LIZZO @lizzo]

IM JOINING @TheSimpsons —see you in Springfield, bitch!

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@BobsBurgersFOX HHHNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

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Why does healthy food cost so much more than junk food? Specifically smoothies. They should not cost $17 especially if I'm still hungry after.

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@TrizhUh I was dyyyying watching this skit hahaha

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ICON is and understatement. One day I will get to see you live @MissyElliott .. both times I've bought tickets the shows got canceled but one day it's gonna happen 🫠

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

.@LilTunechi Global Impact Award🌍👑This LEGENDARY King deserve all his accolades & bouquets and he was honored last night he had my eyes watering from his speech🥹 I love you Weeeeezy Congratulations💜

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@TrizhUh Riight?! The old excuse was the lack of access to information hindered people from being in informed but if every bit of information is at your fingertips you have no excuse! I have hope for the future in your baby though, they're going to be so cultured 🥰

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I'm convinced that Gen Z doesn't know older pop culture not bc they're young, they're just simply uncultured.

A girl in my seminar last night said, who's Missy Elliott? & she's in her early 20s. They love the trends that have resurfaced but know nothing about their origins 🙄

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@RoyalPrince01

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@amadadearz 😂 granted it was 5am but sprinkles? Hahaha I was like the everything bagel? He was like what's that? I was like the dark sprinkles and he was like ohhhh okay lol

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Hotel night crew people are a different breed. Just asked my front desk what kind of bagels they had and he goes well there's light sprinkles and dark sprinkles.

What 😦

Then I asked about the pastries and he was like umm not sure looks like some kind of red one?

Again.. WHAT

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I turned into a couch today but managed to put a bra on just before 7pm. 2023 is as chill as I hoped it'd be 😎