Lauren Ramesbottom

Writer and Content Manager at Puzzle Partner. Published in Elite Daily, Huffington Post, Narcity Toronto, Business Insider + more

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

DOUG FORD: Please book your vaccination appointment if you’re eligible. It’s easy!

ONTARIO: How do we book an appointment?

DOUG FORD:

[TOPBOY @TOPB0YZEE]

Some people in life are gonna celebrate you. While others are going to tolerate you. It would be in your best interest to figure out which is which.

[Lauren Ramesbottom @Lo_Ramesbottom]

When literally anyone speaks to me before I’ve had coffee

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

In true Gronk fashion, the TE finishes his career with 80 touchdowns in 115 games.

That’s 0.69 per game.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’m so passionate about going to sleep without an alarm set for the next morning. will I wake up at 10? 2? 7 bc my body’s accustomed to it? who knows, but the alarm is not my master on saturdays. dobby has no master. dobby is a free elf

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

It's not officially cold until you're about to take your dog for a walk and you open the door to go outside and your dog looks back at you like what the fuck is this

[Lauren Ramesbottom @Lo_Ramesbottom]

“Let’s play a drinking game where you take a shot every time someone mentions Colton’s virginity on #TheBachelor”

** Dies **

[Lauren Ramesbottom @Lo_Ramesbottom]

Continuing on from my last tweet...

[Lauren Ramesbottom @Lo_Ramesbottom]

Me: Ties hair into a high half pony tail, certain I must resemble Ariana Grande

Boyfriend: “I like this samurai thing you have going on with your hair today”

[Lauren Ramesbottom @Lo_Ramesbottom]

Incredible

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

when the 17th cup of coffee doesn’t give me energy and fills me with more of the same pure uncut anxiety as the first 16 cups

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

love how one of the women on the bachelor is 31 and everyone was like “she is SO BRAVE for talking about her age” anyway im ready to die

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Gonna make a movie called “Bread Box” where I blindfold myself so that I can’t look at and eat any more carbs . And if I do make eye contact with them, I throw myself out of the nearest window.

[Lauren Ramesbottom @Lo_Ramesbottom]

It continues to amaze me that some people can commit to a tattoo on their face, but I can’t even commit to an Uber Eats order or a new Netflix show

[Lauren Ramesbottom @Lo_Ramesbottom]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by your last name.

Me: 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Lauren Ramesbottom @Lo_Ramesbottom]

What I meant to write: "Staff to shift their customer service approach..."

What I actually wrote: "Staff to shit their customer service approach..."

Really exceeding expectations already this week.

[Lauren Ramesbottom @Lo_Ramesbottom]

Just tried to stick my car keys into the seatbelt instead of the ignition so you could say I’m operating at full efficiency right now

[sara 📷 @thisbemesara]

can i say actors who act in these studio settings with full emotion are the most talented people good heavens

[Lauren Ramesbottom @Lo_Ramesbottom]

Just made eye contact with a girl sitting in the dark in her car in the Metro parking lot, shovelling chocolate into her mouth from a family size bag and I’m not sure I’ve ever felt so connected to a stranger