Logan Simmons

one half loula, one half lima beans

[Logan Simmons @Lo_Simmons10]

i'm sorry sir but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie

[me @boltsfood]

Phillip cheese steak

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Peaking at my therapist’s notepad and it just says “Loser!“ 100 times

[Logan Simmons @Lo_Simmons10]

why’d I think this was in a cracker barrel

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Best Date Ever 🖤

[Logan Simmons @Lo_Simmons10]

me sitting my beautiful fat chunky ass on the beach tomorrow after 10 months of saying I was gonna start keto before the summer

[Logan Simmons @Lo_Simmons10]

if you can’t go from listening to rick ross to dave matthew’s band to faith hill to fat pat to kings of leon to aretha franklin to drake to led zeppelin to alanis morissette to kenny chesney in one car ride then we can’t be cool

[Logan Simmons @Lo_Simmons10]

all of you who look astronomically different than you did in high school and still talking shit about 50 cent is so weird

[Logan Simmons @Lo_Simmons10]

for
my
mother
fucking
dawgs

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

called it

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

I’m eatin beans

[Hay @hlc__10]

Nature is healing

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

what I would do for a bucket of Mac n cheese

[GL @gldivittorio]

Merry Christmas do not propose today

[WOLF  @CRMLWOLF]

This isn’t even well done this is congratulations

[Logan Simmons @Lo_Simmons10]

i’m so sorry, WHAT?
I would die for him.

[bub @robskiesss]

REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS

[nova @novaslaps]

actually i don’t need gas anymore