Lauren Ross

whatever.

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

@katyperry can you get a Ferrari and name it Purrari? #itsonlyright

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

Can I please just not go to the doctors today? I see you guys twice a week. #letagirlsleep #zzzzzzzz

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

Okay Neighbors was actually hilarious and I loved every minute of it.

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

Literally so pissed I missed the new @CatfishMTV 😑😑😑😑

[Catfish @CatfishMTV]

It's finally Wednesday so you know what that means...

New #Catfish tonight!!

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

I don't like the idea of getting used to all these school shootings. #changeleaders #itspeoplenotguns

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

Zzzzzzz.

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

That moment you wake up with your face in a puddle of drool. #gross #notokay

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

Literally the only people that text me is john and my mother. #lol #nosociallife

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

"@herest0thekids: I don't know about you but my arm hair is standing straight up. http://t.co/eGu2qWfKVx"uh. ....

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

THIS GRADUATION CAP👌😂

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

Taking a book, and going to lay outside by the pool. #SunsOutGunsOut

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

Parents need to do their damn job. My son will never ever talk the way these teenagers and preteens do. He will know what respect is.

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

I know its not Thursday... But holy throwback, hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

I can't go back to sleep, and its the only day I have a shit ton to do. #notokay 😑🔫

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

While driving;
ME: USE YOUR BLINKER
ME: God, Taylor swift sucks 😑🔫
ME: Okay, your blinker has been on for 2 miles
ME: I need water....

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

We're in college... staple your papers before coming to class. Because the professor will not have one ready for you, lol. #commonsense

[Lauren Ross @Lo_ross]

All the high school kids are happy they're closed now, but they won't be when it's 85 and sunny, and i'm outside tanning myself.