Paul Lowthian

Newcastle United supporter. Lover of Americana style music. both modern and retro, guitars acoustic and electric, and general dogs body.

[Paul Lowthian @Loaf2112]

They will be wanking in the streets of Wearside tonight as Granit Xhaka scores the 4th for Switzerland.

[Paul Lowthian @Loaf2112]

@MagpieMediaX Get a grip man! It's hardly a crushing blow.

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@MsiDouglas You'd have to believe it's a higher profile role he's been offered at West Ham, perhaps DOF?

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@ToonTakeover_ My Missus just said, "That's nice." It looks a bit like a poncho. Is Miggy coming back?

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@toon_collector Mirandinha

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@WestHamPlace 100% from a Newcastle fan as well here lads.

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@bazza080808 Peter Beardsley

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@charmingman84 @cyp_toon He's a Mackem then

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@cyp_toon I agree, though I know people who support Newcastle and are not from the North East, and believe they can support who they choose. The key word is choose. Geordies don't have a choice. It's the birthright. #NUFC

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@SkySportsNews He's not coming out of this 'episode' well is he? Another in the long line of failing or failed Chelsea Managers who will disappear into the mists of time in due course, probably in the summer

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I know Osula scored a Worldie against Man U a few days ago, but for him to start ahead of Wissa! Dear me. #NUFC

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@Ted246_ Approx 33,000 to 1 odds on drawing Man City 5 times since 2021 in all cup draws.
2021, 2023, 2024, 2025 & 2026.
Don't shoot the messenger.

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@lee_ryder Held back? What? After the school bell went? Did he get detention?

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@piesportsbooze Perhaps it's because she isn't a very good analyst? Has she ever thought of that? I've gone to work all my life, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna advise the Govt about work and the advantages of grafting, does it?
Entitled Twat

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Wonder how much his fee is for a heartfelt video message.
I bet he regrets this one. Bell end!

[Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang]

Lovely tribute from Nigel Farage

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@nl708090wastop @glenn_tunes This from the Aarhus University website,
Located on Scandinavia’s southern edge, Denmark is Europe’s gateway to the Nordic region. Denmark is a safe and secure country with a very low crime rate. In addition to this, Denmark is one of the least corrupt countries and safest place

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I see nowt positive from this shit show. I'm sorry, Eddie, tell us some home truths.
It seems you have run out of ideas.
#NUFC

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@laurennnn0607 You don't need to buy enough food to last till the 18th January?

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@nufcpb Nee one thought we'd beat the Scousers in last season's final, but we did. Howay man, course we can. Be positive.

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Worryingly bad performance from #NUFC
Not one player comes out with any credit today.
Hard-hitting questions need to be asked on Monday morning.
Get them all in at 8am.