Laura O’Brien

She is nothing of the sort

[Laura O’Brien @Lobbery]

Nothing like a quick login to LinkedIn to make me remember how annoying I find people.

[Laura O’Brien @Lobbery]

Wishing all of my friends a Halloween where their men don’t shave their beards off.

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@Cex_responde Thanks Amy. I sent a DM but not sure if you received it?

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@Cex_responde can you please help me with my numerous undelivered packages? Your website doesn’t work, it’s not possible to speak to someone on the phone and nobody answers emails.

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@JulieCarney27 @CarolMaps This is why I’ll continue to sleep with their people

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The Irish are historically immigrants. It’s what we do. I’m one sure. Shame some of us have become absolute dickheads. I’m sad for my home town and deeply ashamed today.

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When I was younger I used to think I was tired. I very much was not.

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When do I get to the stage of parenting where Tom Hardy reads the bedtime stories?

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I actually saw Puppetry of the Penis live at the time. I wanted tickets for Bill Bailey for my birthday but my boyfriend at the time went rogue with “something else” #goggleboxirl

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I haven’t been watching tv much with the sprog but what the hell has happened in my absence on Irish telly? Arnie is selling power tools for Lidl and there’s a love island in the fecking Gaeltacht?! Someone could have told me!!

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Twink watching old clips of Twink is the campest thing I’ve ever seen. I’ve peaked now. Life doesn’t get better. #goggleboxirl

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@keetabix I knew it!

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@keetabix I still wouldn’t be able to justify getting to an airport early to do that. Just buy a new case

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There is no one I want to understand more than those people who cling film their suitcases.

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In Spain trying to practice my Spanish. The cold reality has hit me that I don’t actually speak any Spanish. DuoLingo is like one of those mothers that keeps telling their kids they’re geniuses when they get a C.

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The McPlant is excellent and I don’t want to hear any of your negativity.

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The unoriginal JLo is crowned! #Eurovision2023

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Could they not have put him on a box like Michael D?

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It’s so so lovely to have Graham on stage… next to the jolly green giant #EUROVISION

[Laura O’Brien @Lobbery]

It’s so so lovely to have Graham on stage… next to the jolly green giant #EUROVISION

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I’m seeing a sequinned g -string in the interval and not Kylie. I have been happier #Eurovision