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i’m as prissy as an axe • she/her

[car @LobotomyGrrrl]

the new “my parents made a porno” is “my parents met on a netflix show” which is probably just as traumatizing

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life got way better for me when i hung up a degradation kink for a worship kink

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i’m so grateful for fergie

[Joseph Han @hanjoseph]

Now is a good time as any to say DON’T TRAVEL TO HAWAI‘I or plan a vacation this summer!!

Everyone is being asked to voluntarily conserve 10% water because the Navy poisoned our aquifer with JET FUEL. And yet water usage is still going up slightly.

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@legalbear123 we took our family with us to a little white chapel in vegas. it was awesome. the wedding was $75 and 6 minutes long. everyone was in charge of getting there and finding a place to stay for themselves. 10/10 i wouldn’t have changed a thing.

[Crosley Tower @TowerCrosley]

CPD is so over funded they just have spare military equipment to send across the globe. Meanwhile affordable housing, social services, transit struggles more ever year

[car @LobotomyGrrrl]

men are not “logical” they are “here is the exact information as i received it”

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maybe i could be a news wardrober hahahaha

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i feel like i should���ve been a newscaster

[car @LobotomyGrrrl]

i feel like people forget euphoria is about high schoolers and high schoolers are literally dumb feral psychos

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all i know is i decided i was going to be an artist when i was like 5 and i’m an artist so i think i knew a thing or two

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i am convinced that not one single british person has a soul

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people who don’t feel the urge to clean the background for a selfie

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Just hangin’ out in my birthday suit!

[car @LobotomyGrrrl]

i think im in a place in life where i could really fuck up some karaoke revolution

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i’m literally so fucking excited for euphoria season 2

[lauren @winonaddict]

im a simple woman. i finish watching gilmore girls and i instantly start it right back.

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thankful i dated enough sad boys to have awesome playlists but did not get trapped in a marriage to one

[car @LobotomyGrrrl]

my sports bra is my thunder jacket

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the divorced parent urge to kick your children off of your insurance to appease your nagging new wife