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*"Confusion Galore: 😦😮How I take Find Out say........"*

Omo josh this one isn't a s#x recap but an eye opener for any guy who's in the situation I was in

So 3 years back when I was still in school. Because of the course I was studying I shared lectures with another department that's how I met this babe in my 400 level, half Nigerian half gabonese, face card and backside set.

On a particular day we started talking when our course mates grouped up together to hang out, from then on anywhere she sees me she will run up to me and will start talking and walk around.

That's where problem started, cut the long story short she started acting like my girlfriend but I never asked her out and she never confessed anything, get jealous when I talk to other girls, always wants me to follow how when she's going somewhere and always compares me to the guys that try to toast her.

From the beginning I never had any intention to do anything with her, things on things dey my mind, so I never made a move, one time I friend told me to try and I did, she turned it down immediately and acted like nothing happened that night so I kept it pushing.

It got to the point my friends and her friends, everybody taught we were dating, when they ask us she'll always say yes and laugh while I said the truth, but when they ask us individually, she'll try to dodge the question or just stay quiet.

One of my close guys told me pump and plain if I have nothing to do with the babe I should cut her off, what we are doing has pass friendship. Mumu me I no listen, it got to the point she started Calling me her man whenever she saw me, until our sign out day, her real boyfriend came, made a portrait of her, money bouquet and a saxophone

playing song while they dance and kissed each other before driving off in his car. That same close friend of mine told me the only reason I didn't look like a fool and people didn't ask questions was because I always clear them wetin they sup,

he said he saw it and try to warn me but I didn't listen, later I told my ex about it and she said it was me that didn't understand how to play the game that's why it look like I was used, for the guys facing similar stuff wise up oo, always clarify your relationship with any girl make them no use you oo.

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@BIGFATFOOL01 @hintrovertt Just as your name implies

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Have you forgotten that they are your brothers

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Our hate watch on South Africa is finally successful and this one hit more bcos it’s a late minute goal 😭😂😂

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I asked why she's not going home and she said there's too many people in the house, me I was sha happy she was sleeping with me and in the middle of the night, we were cuddling and we mentioned our relationship life and I told her i like her and would be happy to have her as my girlfriend,

this babe is my spec na and me sef fine, no cap, I still get money, she said she has a guy though but me just lock up and told her I will be waiting just in case they break up, it was morning and she said she was leaving so she would go and prepare for wedding na, I escorted her to take bike and said goodbye until the next time we see and i went to bath and get ready for wedding too...

I got to the venue for reception and boom, I just sighted her wearing the family color and i was like as how na, she never see me and I went to my sister and ask who that was pointing at her and she told me she's my cousin that she's the last born and didn't stay long here before she went to boarding school and that I wouldn't know her that if I had come to the family house,

I would have seen her before the wedding day and in my head I was like WTF so na my cousin I dey n@ck, i sha lock up and became gentle until she saw me too and she was shocked too cos we were putting on th color for the family so it was clear that we were both part of the family,

she was just staring too and her brother was like hey, referring to me and he said meet your cousin and he said the same to her, bla bla bla and he left us and we just stood like two fools 😂 not saying anything

We didn't say to ourselves till we finished the party and I saw her text later that night saying what happened how come we don't know ourselves, who I be, wetin I suppose talk, I sha replied that I don't know o and she said she's coming that we need to talk, my guy was already back so I told her we would lodge and she agreed,

I didn't say anything to my guy o, I was just thinking how na, I left the house and went to book a room and she came there, we went inside and the whole place was silent for like 7mins backing each other o 😆

I sha started the conversation and said what's going to happen now she said she no know, are u still going back tonight I asked and she said no so I said i don't know what to say too that we should just sleep and we will get over it later, I went to the bathroom to shower, came back with just my condom boxer,

she collect towel enter bathroom too, me I was already crushing my Scotti and she came out and saw me smoking and said that she wants to forget everything too and joined me to smoke, this babe body too bad and she could tell how hard I was looking at my D,

she just touched my D and said I can't have an erection that we are family with towel wrapped o and I draw her close saying it's going to hard to control myself looking at her o and she asked if I wanted to unwrap her and i did just what she asked and I started sucking the br#@$t,

she sucked me too o and we f#4ked like that was going to be the last one, we passed out after f#4king and we slept off, she left in the morning around 10 and I checked out too and since I got back to Lagos, this is the second week now and she said she wants to know my place in Lagos,

normally Josh me I've sent her my address and it's possible she comes tonight or tomorrow o... I'm obsessed with my cousin o, e GBA mi o 😂, I don't need advice sha cos I know it's not necessary, I just feel like I should share this and she's also aware that I'm her cousin.

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*"I F#4ked My Cousin Without Knowing! Now We're Obsessed With Each Other! 😱"*

Hi Josh, I want to share how I f#4ked my cousin without knowing we were https://t.co/NcwoyZpARR of my elder cousin was supposed to get married, actually I knew almost all my cousins then but this particular one didn't grow up together with the rest of us,

so there's a family house where we all do meet for events like this, my mom has gone to the family house all preparing for the wedding and u know as per se grand children don plenty, it won't be able to accommodate everyone so some people didn't stay there,

it was either they lodge or stayed with a friend, as for me I have a friend there... Ffw to the day I was going to join them at the family house, it was on a Thursday, so I entered a bus at iyana ipaja and there was this girl I met at the back seat,

this babe fine and thick just as I like it, we were going to ibadan so when the bus moved, she brought out her phone and was watching movie and I needed to talk to her so I just tapped her and asked if I could join to watch the movie together and she agreed,

she gave me one airpod and that was how we began the conversation, the movie was interesting though, we laughed together and became friends, there was traffic so we finished the movie in before we got to ibadan and I initiated the conversation and she told me her name,

I told her mine too and we got along, she said she was going home for an event and I told her the same but we didn't say the location, me I have a friend after the park in ibadan so it was his place I went to when we got to the park, I asked for her number and that was how we exchanged contacts,

that was on a Thursday noon, she was already at the family house but I stayed at my friend's place, we chatted later in the evening and she was like it's all good there but none of her set was there to talk to and my friend's house isn't too far from the house and I asked if she would like to come around and chill small with me before she goes back,

not like she had anything to do for them so she agreed and came, my guy left the house and went out and it was just the two of us, I went out to get Smirnoff vodka for her and we were drinking together while chatting, she's a naughty girl too cos she was feeling all the naughty talks I was saying and we got closer and we started k!$$!ng and she was just rubbing my d!#k while my trousers was still on o,

I smooched her tits too and took off her cloth, she didn't wear bra so it was easy, she unzipped me after some time too and brought out my d!#k, she sucked me for some minutes and I took off her trousers too and shifted her pant aside and I started to eat her pu$$y, very neat girl,

her pu$$y was good and I did that for a while too and the nack began, we f#4ked several positions from the sitting room to the bedroom, I texted my guy after the second round not to come yet that everywhere don dey palash, werey say make I send money for am so e go dey flex and I did cos money dey,

we f#4ked and cuddled and she left around 8, our communication was good after she got home and she was telling me how much she enjoyed the time we both spent together and said she was coming the next day, I told my guy about it and luckily the werey get appointment that day so it was just me at home,

she came around 1pm and we chilled again, she bought the vodka on her way, crazy girl, we chatted and I crushed my Scotti and smoked, she follow me puff puff pass and the nacks started again, we f#4ked till we were both tired, I didn't mention this girl sq#!rted 4 times and she was just on the bed,

I went to the nearby restaurant and bought food, we both ate and f#4ked after some time again, not long, my guy called and said he wasn't coming home until the next day, i told her I'm sleeping alone tonight and immediately she called her mom and said she's at her friend's place, i no know if her mama sef no ask if it was a guy abi female friend, na them know

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*"From Betrayal to Bed: My Unexpected Ride with a New Freaky Babe!"*

Sometimes it the unexpected situation that works for you, okay I was with this babe I met in cybercafe, she goes well lightskin and slim my type, I didn't beat around the bush after we exchange number I started making my movies,

did phone calls, video calls regularly, I already started falling in love with her. We met like 2 times but nothing happened and we planned next one will be romance meeting.

Before that she asked me she needs to pay for a program in school that the call contributing it was 10k no wahala I sent her if u see the way this babe appreciate me eh, 3 days later as we planned she come over and we spend the evening together finally getting intimate(s*x),

she's the one that called me and kept saying babe am on my way dont keep me waiting at estate gate I quickly rushed bought food, snacks, drinks, c#@dom etc. Now am waiting on her 2 hours past she not reached something that normally takes her like 45min,

I called her number switched off.i kept trying that how night reached & even next day still switched off, fear catch me I first thought she scam me but as it reached next day still switched off I thought something bad happened to her like accident or kidnapped.

I was panicking later that day it went from switched off to not available even on whatapp.I went to her FB page check people she always tagged and i found one that same school with her and the always comment on each others post in past, I added her as friend like some hours later she accepted my request,

I didnt beat around the bush i introduced my self and ask her what department she is and if she knows my suppose new babe, she said she does that the use to be friends not anymore, I begged her to help me confirm because I explained everything to her,

the girl told me straight up that ah she comes to class she even saw her that morning she fine and okay, I begged her to give her phone next day let talk. Next day my suppose babe refused to talk to me, I was heartbroken eh and so confused she literally told me she on her way and next minute she became cold to me..

now on whatapp this her old friend on fb started comforting me & saying bad things about her & why the stopped being friends the gist that night called me down and we started flowing & just like that started flirting. This one was so easy eh, 2 days later she came to my house after drinking ,

eating and watching movie cuddling now I tried to initiate s*x but she was forming hard to get. Until she finally agreed we f#4ked crazy that night, she suck d*ck like a crazy person it seems she even enjoys it more than the guy receiving it, she spit on it, robbing my d*ck on her face with all the saliva.then she went ontop & started f#4king me, I later turned her around in m!$$!onary and was f#4king her like crazy.

She informed me to let her know when am bout to c#m, I did and she quickly got up and sucked everything, serious freak. That night we went 2 more rounds, next day I bought her food and she left home and we became closer, like we f#4ked almost everyday, after sch she come straight to my place for dinner,

f#4k and go home to her student lodge..I have forgotten about this main babe I stop calling, stop checking on her.. now this new babe birthday was 3 weeks ago, I paid this online people that do birthday/anniversary & valentine gift packaging to do birthday own and deliver to her in her department.

I didn't know it will go big and the delivered it when she was with her course mate everyone was hyping her & that how the main one found out, she had unblock me now and been dropping voicenote and voicenote and apologise, now I dont know what to do she betrayed me and now she back but deep down am still in love with her. We might see this weekend

[lobstars🦞🇵🇹 @Lobstar_meta]

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@eviszn What did you do

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*"My Girlfriend Cheated on Me for a Man with Less Money, but I Leveled Up!"*

I hope you post this, me and my girl started dating during my school year, in which I love her deep down, during my last year in school she started giving me attitude

I kept begging even after knowing am not at fault love mad. One day she told me she wanted to go home to pick up sometimes, this girl travel to see another man,

I caught her and she beg I forgive her so we continue dating, after my NYSC I forgot to say we finished school same time and served same time, I got deployed to. IMO state in which I got a work there, my girl was serving in west side with my friends,

I discovered she as changed stop picking my call even messages, before my friends told me she as meet someone me the mumu use to send her money since I was working 5 figures.

Then she posted on her status the night club she went with the guy and block me from seeing it, her sister posted it I screenshot and ask her, about the post, this girl told me there she is not interested again that was how I was served breakfast.

So I put relationship a side did more reading and got a some certificate, a six month later I got a high paying job of 6 figures. Just saw her text on my phone begging she want to come back that she miss me.

I smile cause have upgraded my life style and she was the post on my friends status that I work in an oil company.. I just block her

[lobstars🦞🇵🇹 @Lobstar_meta]

@guzu_p Exactly how it's should be

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@abazwhyllzz Your teeth is what you are missing bro

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