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[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@Tim_Walz Your learing centers cost Minnesota billions

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

CALIFORNIANS‼️YOU NOW HAVE A CHANCE TO SAVE YOUR GOLDEN STATE: VOTER ID!!!
Of COURSE the DEMOCRATS don’t WANT PROOF to VOTE! They wanna KEEP CHEATING FOREVER🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
#VoteYesOnProp39
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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Derek Chauvin was unjustly convicted of murder, therefore he should be freed.

The facts show that he was not the cause of death, nor did he at any time intend for a death to occur. Whatever else he may be, he is not a murderer.

That is the truth.

[Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy]

Our CFO noticed we spend $65K a month on a proprietary cybersecurity platform called Sentinel Protocol.

She scheduled a meeting with me to discuss our enterprise software expenditures.

She wanted to know why our licensing fees had increased by 15% year over year.

I told her Sentinel Protocol is the only thing standing between our corporate data and a highly coordinated North Korean ransomware syndicate.

I explained that it uses a polymorphic encryption manifold to dynamically scrub our inbound packets.

She asked if she could get a Zoom meeting with their customer success team to discuss a volume discount.

I told her I'd set it up immediately.

The problem is that Sentinel Protocol doesn't exist.

It's an LLC I registered in Delaware 4 years ago.

I'm Sentinel Protocol.

My entire cybersecurity platform is just a batch script I wrote in 2018 that restarts our routers every Sunday at 3 AM.

The script took me 14 minutes to write.

I realized very early in my career that executives will never question a line item if you use the word quantum or heuristic.

But now the CFO wanted to speak to the vendor.

I went on Fiverr and hired a struggling voice actor from Chicago for $45.

I told him his character was a high-powered Silicon Valley tech bro who just drank 3 Celsius energy drinks.

I wrote him a 4-page script composed entirely of weaponized IT buzzwords.

He showed up to the Zoom call wearing a Patagonia fleece vest and introduced himself as the VP of Customer Success.

He was absolutely phenomenal.

When the CFO asked about lowering the cost, he scoffed.

He told her that downgrading our service tier would expose our legacy endpoints to asynchronous tunneling attacks.

He leaned into the webcam and asked if she was prepared to explain a catastrophic data breach to the shareholders.

She apologized for questioning the infrastructure.

Before the call ended, my Fiverr actor successfully up-sold her on a $12K biometric redundancy package.

I don't even know what a biometric redundancy package is.

I tipped the actor $100 and told him I'd need him again next quarter.

The CFO sent me an email thanking me for managing such a crucial vendor relationship.

I just used the new budget increase to buy a pontoon boat.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Failing to pass SAVE is an act of high treason against the people of America

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

🚨🚨ALERT🚨🚨

‼️I NEED YOUR FULL ATTENTION‼️

The Senate is still in DC & will soon vote on a number of issues.

They may vote into the early morning.

👉The vote on whether or not to adjourn will be a VOICE VOTE👈

Remember the Senators that said they would remain in DC through August recess to pass the SAVE America Act?

You need to post on social media & remind them of their commitment RIGHT NOW.

We have a group of influencers on the ground in DC w/ cameras & will be able to tell you in real time which Senators stay for the voice vote

& which ones have already left town.

We will be able to tell you which Senators keep their promises & which ones have already left DC.

The Senate will vote on the continuing resolution, Todd Blanche, & the SAVE America Act.

It is imperative that you post to the following Senators right now to remind them of their promise:

✅ Senator Mike Lee
✅ Senator Rick Scott
✅ Senator Jim Banks
✅ Senator Ashley Moody
✅ Senator Darline Graham
✅ Senator Tommy Tuberville
✅ Senator Bill Hagerty
✅ Senator Katie Britt
✅ Senator Todd Young
✅ Senator Marsha Blackburn
✅ Senator Eric Schmitt
✅ Senator Dave McCormick
✅ Senator Roger Marshall
✅ Senator Jim Risch
✅ Senator Mike Crapo
✅ Senator Ted Cruz
✅ Senator Jon Husted
✅ Senator James Lankford
✅ Senator Ted Budd
✅ Senator John Kennedy
✅ Senator Josh Hawley

👉Yes, we are also monitoring the airports & will be able to tell you which Senators said, “YEA” or “NAY” on the motion to adjourn for August recess👈

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

@LeaderJohnThune @SenateGOP So, what about the SAVE America Act?

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

On August 6th or 7th,

when the Senate votes on whether or not to take a 37-day paid vacation,

we’re about to find out who’s with us & who’s against us.

That will help us discern who deserves a primary in 2028 & beyond.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

@LeaderJohnThune @SenatorCollins So, how about attaching SAVE America Act funding to budget reconciliation 3.0?

[Mel Gibson @_melgibson1_]

Take His hand and watch your life get better. Jesus never fails. 🙏✝️

Do you trust God with your life?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

The Senate is truly underestimating how angry the American people are that it refuses to pass the SAVE America Act.

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

Breaking 82M people agree with @elonmusk to pass the Save Act

That’s huge @LeaderJohnThune

Get it done ✅

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"John Thune should not allow the United States Senate to 'leave town' until it passes The Save America Act or, far better still, TERMINATES THE FILIBUSTER..." - President Donald J. Trump

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

@SenateGOP Pass the SAVE America Act so they can’t cheat and continue doing it.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Should the United States Senate stay in Washington DC & remain until the SAVE America Act is passed?

CC: @LeaderJohnThune

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Either John Thune does what the American people want and passes the SAVE America Act, or Trump’s just going to have to use the military.

It’s a matter of national security.

Simple as that.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Our modern Senate Republicans are being led by a spineless coward who allows illegal aliens to vote and sends the Taliban $40,000,000.00 a week.

Fire John Thune

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

The Senate shouldn’t recess until it has passed the SAVE America Act

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 JOHN THUNE IS A COWARD.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune is MAD that Karoline Leavitt told the truth.

Trump’s patience is “wearing thin” on the SAVE America Act.

Thune’s response?

“Maybe SHE should get on the phone and get the votes.”

Then he starts blaming Democrats… and tells the White House to do HIS job for him.
This is the “leader” of the Senate?

Instead of grinding every day to lock down election integrity, he’s pointing fingers and making excuses.