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[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cowboys fans watching their team every week

[maddie rune🪰 @themaddierune]

When I was little, my dad pulled off the highway in Alabama, ran into the woods, and came back without a shirt. He told me he’d been attacked and lost it fighting whatever attacked him. I cried because I was terrified something was following us. I spent decades believing there was a creature in those woods. I was a grown woman when I learned he’d just pooped in the woods and used his shirt to wipe.

[Skeeno @Local199]

Shelly…you look 39

[Skeeno @Local199]

@rjochoa I follow you. I respect you. Maybe in certain spider-verses it would make sense to do the whole “go for 2 early” thing…rare, if ever. But last night, it with how that game was going, it would never make sense. Kick it. Go win the game after you score the 2nd TD if you wanted

[Skeeno @Local199]

Everyone wants to blame analytics. It’s not analytics. It’s coaches that have shit for brains. You, as the human being who makes the decisions, should be able to hear the analytical information and say, “Yea I don’t give AF what the computer says….the right call is to kick”

[Master @MasterTes]

I still despise the nerd math on going for 2 instead of kicking the PAT. One of the worst analytical strategies they’ve tried to force down on us during this NFL nerd era

[kitten @Misskittennnn]

When you open the comment section and realize you’re the only hater

[Takes By Tyval @TakesByTyval]

Brian Schottenheimer has a “plays that don’t work” call sheet and he using every single one of them

[Skeeno @Local199]

I would fire your dumb ass right here.

[Patrik [No C] Walker @VoiceOfTheStar]

Brian Schottenheimer on the #Cowboys decision to go for two points instead of the PAT that would’ve made it a 7-point game:

“That’s our philosophy— when you’re down 14, especially with our offense, because when you get it, you have a chance to go and win the game, and you make it a six-point game,

“That was kind of our philosophy at that point. We just didn't get it executed.”

[Skeeno @Local199]

Turpin wouldn’t see the field ever again if I’m the coach. Unless he was handing out water during timeouts.

[Anish @savemeceedee]

Daron Bland you are literally the biggest negative on this football team and that is VERY impressive considering Jake Ferguson is also on this team

[Skeeno @Local199]

Just pathetic

[Skeeno @Local199]

Brian shotty and Christian Parker wouldn’t be trusted to wash my car, let alone coach my NFL team.

[Skeeno @Local199]

Why the hell would you go for 2 there? If you felt so confident about it, why not score, kick the PAT…score again and THEN for 2 to win it? OH, because you’re a bad coach. Idiot.

[Skeeno @Local199]

Good coaches don’t blow clock management, or when to go for it on 4th down, or when to call timeouts, or when to for a 2-point conversion.

[Skeeno @Local199]

You can’t continuously blow those situations and be a good coach.

[DivaD4k @D4DDYD4K]

Worst people in History of this planet

1.Adolf Hitler
2.Daron Bland
3.Joseph Stalin
4.Christian Parker
5.Jake Ferguson

[Hacienda Nápoles Hippos @285Slim]

Throw Some D’s one of the greatest songs ever made.

[Koozie 🇳🇴 @Kooz_WRLD]

Going to an NFL game is not your excuse to wear the only NFL jersey you own.

You wear a Kelly green Saquon jersey to Panthers-Lions, I’m gonna call you a loser

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

If you want to hide anything from me, put it in a Tyler Perry movie.