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God may not be real but my tweets are

[Mihi @radical_mihii]

Lmao that can never happen. Male-centered women start crying if men get back 1% of what they do to women.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Like clockwork

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

Let this be a lesson to all famous/media people- at some point in your life you will be given 2 options: sxck is**al’s dixk OR choose to side with humanity like the fans who actually pay your bills.
Choose wisely

[ㅤً @Evertxn]

Imagine ruining your legacy for the sake of Israel 😭😭😭

[‏ً @itsnwts]

As a woman existing right now, I CANNOT describe the depths of my rage.

[𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 ✮⋆˙ @grandtheftnoise]

As a man you’re automatically on thin ice with me

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

Oh yeah ofc, it’s the border issue maybe something in the air. Not a men issue at all 🫡

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

@sheedameeda94 @Tooba_Sd Amazing tactic to dodge responsibility. Keep it up 👍🏻

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

@carbonbuns Search ‘faizasbling’ on insta

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

@robpatt___ Nah he’s still looking like a loser idk what u r talking bout

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

@ramsha__g Suspenseee

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

@the_desi_dream Abi wo islam k us chapter pr nhi pohncha 🤣 ya shyd khdi skip krdia

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

@patangeer Also she could’ve rounded that shit off n just said 4 bjy ya 5 bjy, chaar baj kr teees minute kya hy

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

Zamil ko ab chamuray kaat rhy hain 🤣🤣

#DarEnijaat

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

@stancadite_ @SutraofSimurgh Run awayyy

[ratman @CoalPowers]

Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

Ahh Pakistan itna b bura nhi hy :3

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

Excuse me a pack of cigs is $76 in Australia???

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

@hamailsays That’s why I’ve blocked them

[Jmoney @digitaljanz]

Ppl that sacrifice their lunch break to work are the same ones that hide a zombie bite from the group

[miia @miiagarro]

i could never work at a zoo. one bad day and i'm opening every gate

[🥔 @LocalAloo]

@Alyhassan959 They should accept realities of him being gay her being desperate and both being in love with abubkr and have after hours stalking sessions together 🤣🤣