Local Average Painter

[womenonlyspaces @Rangersmainly1]

I did not see some of the items as I don’t spend any time in the kitchen.

[euan mccolm @euanmccolm]

Prize for anyone who spots a creased spine.

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Zack Polanski and his partner called their narrowboat their “amazing home” for three years. He registered to vote there.

If it was his main residence, council tax was due. None was paid.

His team says he stayed there only “occasionally” - if true, there's a very big problem.

[Jack @J_92__]

Are you sure you’re a Coventry fan?

[Agent P @AgentP22]

I don't remember Ross Greer ever complaining about his Scottish Greens conference buddy Roz Foyer having 5 houses.

Funny that.

[john sturgis @sturgios]

Tom Skinner’s men walking for mental health events - they look like West Ham fans in a post apocalyptic world searching for a football match that’s no longer being played

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Dark (2017–2020) works because it treats time as structure rather than gimmick, every loop set up early and paid off later, and by the end it all closes with such precision it feels inevitable, a near perfect show.

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

Chappell Roan when a child comes within 15 feet of her.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

30 years ago today. Danny Boyle's Trainspotting was released. Iconic 90s film. Iconic opening scene in Edinburgh.

“Choose life.”

[Agent P @AgentP22]

If there's a preview of hell, this is surely it.

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

Three years ago today we sadly lost Jamin Pugh.

Known worldwide as Jay Briscoe, he was a star in ROH for over 20 years, capturing the ROH World Championship twice, and along with his brother Mark, dominated the tag team division winning the ROH World Tag Team Championship a record setting 13 times.

#ReachForTheSky
#DemBoysForever

[Zirkwood @zirkwood_]

Type of music Jeremy and Super Hans make in Peep Show 🤣

[sully ⌖ @dkmsully]

Still the best Netflix show ever created

[Lauren Lee Smith @lololeereverie]

Dano nailed a very specific type of historical figure— the small, mentally ill frontier psychopathic weakling that globs onto maniacal religious ideology to control and manipulate people because he can’t be competitive physically (or any other way), very important American archetype and he did a great job, made me uncomfortable and angry, this is a sign of a good performance

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

No more international breaks until march… 😍😆

[Manic Kieth Preachers KC @wrb91]

When you’ve got the Reform Students conference at 8 but you’re squashing a blue hedgehog with a wrecking ball at 9:

[Football Chants @FootyFansChants]

“Hang on mate, do you mind just waiting there whilst I get my phone out to record myself shouting at you?” 🤣

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

sincerely my fav thing about Taylor is that she has been four years late to everything her entire career

[Heart & Hand Podcast @ibroxrocks]

The warning signs were there.

[gracie @STATLANDED]

hang it in the louvre