𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞

any yard is a graveyard if I’m laying in it //28//

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

I cannot stress to you enough the importance of carrying a tide to go stick in your purse, this is genuinely so important to me

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

My personal hell is any room that is 75 degrees or higher, I will be everybody’s problem until the AC gets turned on thank you

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

@lesIiebens And then she goes and does this🥹

[nell @lesIiebens]

one of my favorite moments in schitt’s creek is moira’s pep talk to stevie and i think it perfectly captures what made catherine o’hara’s performances so memorable. somehow over the top and grounded at the same time; all humor, all heart. rest in peace to the legend 💔

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

In Lowe’s passing by all the doors and Edward Benz 27 times starts playing in the back of my mind every time

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than the “Herb Ertlinger” takes ugh I love her so bad

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

she’s a 10, but says “hell yeah brother” like hulk hogan (she’s me)

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

Yall are gonna be so sick of me by the end of this day hahahahah

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

Happy birthday to me!!! 28!!! Hell yeah or whateva!!!

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

Fighting fucking demons in the gym this morning 😭

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

@threalslimkaty

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

The way my wife always finds a way to make me feel better when I’m feeling self conscious is unmatched🥹

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

I just left my house for the first time today to go get some medicine for my wife since she’s sick and she immediately texted me to tell me she misses me I love being in love

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

Working in the service industry for so long still has me saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome” after all of these years😂

[Shyler Cathaleen 🥀 @Shyler91]

@LocalDeadGirl_ I can not wait 😩😩

[alex 🌺🥀⭐️ @ohhayalex_]

five days till my best friend is a wife!!!!!

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

Five days till I’m a wife!!!

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

12 days till im married and im out of stuff to plan and I finished my class a week early. What do I do with my free time😭😭

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

Im about to watch Hamilton for the first time👀

[𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐇♡𝐞 @LocalDeadGirl_]

Crazy to be three years into a relationship and still feeling like you’re in the honeymoon phase