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[Sir Dennis Morrow @TheGreatKingSIR]

Ok bruh 😒 https://t.co/qw7hMxYTac

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Getting engaged in your 20’s is a mental illness

[farha @shutyourhell]

sorry but if you get catfished at this point that’s just natural selection

[thomas @iucipur]

the TSA agent trying to find the weed I have in my ass crack

[Crypto Nerd @Crypto_Nerd00]

Flight departure time: 8:00 am
My parents at 2:00 am:

[LORD FLACKO JODYE II @asvpxrocky]

MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM 😮

[Victoria @dlibyhftkissy]

this is why women get the right to say men are trash

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop scrolling 🛑 ✋🏾!!! IM FROM THE FUTURE 🤖 🚀🚨i need to let you know 😳😳 that 2020 will be the best year you’ve ever had 🎉🎊🤩🤩! u finna accomplish so much 🥳🥳 & learn a lot about life🌎🌍🤨!! i’m so proud of you 😰😰no cap 🚫🧢 !! ight u can scroll now!! ☝🏾

[𝒜𝓂𝓂𝒶 ❥ @AMMARlSE]

if u can’t love a child as your own u should never be with someone who already has kids

[Gundam Watch Order @djoats02]

if ur single on christmas its cuz ur ugly. dont ever forget that. if u looked better u would have the person u want

[Dee @dee_4l]

Lord ive seen what you have done for others. Please

[PANCIT PAPI ♛ @KaiDaKine]

I fucking felt that

[Bry @BryanGarris_]

Why’s he in the bed like he gave birth

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

I was blackout last night and posted a video to my story of me following an animal down the street yelling ”what are you? Ive never seen one like you?“ and then I woke up this morning, watched it and the animal was just a black trash bag blowing across the sidewalk I’m speechless

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

Please, you have to help my father, he’s, he’s addicted to LinkedIn. He just won’t stop networking. He’s made so many professional connections. Our family is going bankrupt because of all the coffee meetups he’s had. We are in shambles.