LocalNewsTrash

Local news is hit or miss.

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Someone show OP sloppy joes

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

Are you about to tell Americans what constitutes a burger. Are you really going to do that. Is that your move. Really.

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@mhari_dubh

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I want so badly to see one of them punch him

[Pablo Manríquez @PabloReports]

Who exactly is the audience for Alexi Lalas?

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

starting to see what the French’s whole beef with this place is

[🐻‍❄️⁷ @userbfIy]

world cup is going on and the english team is just going through one biblical punishment after the other

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

God, please do the funniest thing ever

[Lucy’s Booth @HeatherK9070]

Honor Guards are trained for state funerals, fallen soldier ceremonies, and dignitary protocol. That is their sacred operational mandate. Trump just deployed them as set dressing for a UFC card. You don’t get to call yourself a patriot and applaud this.

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@RealDeerWhisper Oh, she’s still pretending to care about children…

[LocalNewsTrash @LocalNewsTrash]

You literally voted for a rapist.

[meg 🍉 @chants_de_lune]

this is what they’d be wearing in the Odyssey if Nolan wasn’t a coward

[April @ReignOfApril]

Break into my home and stand over my bed with a bullhorn. I don’t want to miss a second.

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

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@intheringoffire @BrandiKruse

[LocalNewsTrash @LocalNewsTrash]

Begging Elon to put Brandi on a rocket to Mars. Please.

[DivestSPD @DivestSPD]

Andrea Suarez isn’t an advocate for the homeless. She advocates homelessness.

If Andrea gets her way, all housing for homeless people will be reduced to one five-person sober house in Yelm run by Christian fundamentalists.

[John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq]

A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.

[LocalNewsTrash @LocalNewsTrash]

Every Giuliani can fuck right off into the sun

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

President Donald Trump called the USMNT ahead of their World Cup opener.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

The argument for why we can’t have high speed rail in this country has always been “well the government can’t just seize private property!”