pete moss

always mischievous, never malicious

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

eepy

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

Isn't "outmogged" redundant

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

I luv bread dipped in soup

[woah its ivy @eyeveethedog]

can y'all stop talking about "uncle pussy"
it just keeps making me think about trans men that are older than me & I get super hard

[John Lion @1OOOOOOOOOlions]

You don't want to see the person I'd become if deprived of milk

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

stretching

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

Everything is $32 now

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

@l0tswife Come be cows with us

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

Hot take but I think "good boy" is out

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

Shaved my cats armpits because she's a girl

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

Keeping the vape in my foreskin so he remembers me when he hits it

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

:3

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

@HoeannaNewsom if I can't show it and you can't see me...

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

@slimebro1 oh my god

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

Whatcha doin later

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

Every time I have hair someone should be saying "why isn't Peter bald?"

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

if i was a girl my pussy would taste like pot roast

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

I love camp

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

hey guys I lost 50lb and my doctor is really happy and my dick is harder

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

I'm on 150mg of Zoloft I'm sorry

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

men who take forever to nut are not fun. bitch you are holding me hostage

[pete moss @LocalNiceBoy]

@Coltspence @mackburnsreal with an electric toothbrush you're supposed to move a lot slower to let the vibration work more