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Just thinking

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As a local I don’t fear driving through the snow.

I fear the potholes that the plow operators leave behind

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People who say money isn’t everything clearly don’t own a boat.

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Why does “The Palisades” sound like a “luxury” apt complex for the middle class

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Can we bring back public executions for looters and scammers

Asking for the Sierras

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Has anyone seen the “OMG I loooooooove Tahoe” people?

Asking for a few friends

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Bout to be pulling all the baddest beezies with the new boat I copped

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Tahoe food sucks

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“This weekend will take 10 years off of Tahoe’s life”
- Anonymous

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Tahoe guys will hike half of Tallac in basketball shorts and tights one time then add “avid hiker” to their tinder profile 😴😂

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Idk who needs to hear this but we know the boat in your profile pic isn’t yours and well.. it only leads to assumptions 🤣🤣

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What in the Crystal Bay Casino Gone Wild is this?

TWO ankle monitors.. do you have like two cases or something?

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N Lake bros will complain about how hard their life is but they grew up in a house like this:

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Offended Commenters: At least I don’t run a meme page 😡

Me: You mean the one that everyone including you and your girl follow 😘

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Tourist:

“I feel like the service was a little off, can you comp our drinks?”

Server:

“I’m sorry, we don’t negotiate with terrorists” 🙅🏼‍♀️

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Girls love to talk about their “chef” boyfriend when in reality he’s actually a part time line cook who works the fryer

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❗️❗️BREAKING NEWS❗️❗️

The CDC says it is now ok to remove your ski racks and boxes

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The CDC just announced it is still not safe to go on that random dudes boat by yourself 🆘

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Honestly, I think the time to build a wall around South Lake has come...

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Tahoe guys really don’t get it..

All these women want is honesty, rough sex, chicken tenders, and someone who can keep up in the mountains..

And y’all just out here trying to give them the clap instead

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Tahoe City Girl: You probably tell that to every girl you talk to 💁🏼‍♀️

Me: Well it’s your turn to hear it now 😈

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