LOCAL XFL LOCKSMITH

Degenerate

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@XFLNewsroom #Blood

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The Houston Roughnecks have been a power house since the conception of the XFL. #NotTodayDickweed Orlando Guardians +4. So #Yerked up right now. Fuck!! #Stiffy #🧠

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@MaxPix6 @RICKJAMESGEORGE @Gabriel62269096 Hey Max, I want to watch you #Bleed go fuck yourself buddy

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@SGT_CLINE_VDF @Panthers Sorry Sgt. Cline, was unaware of the transition. How did that work out?
- Corporal Feiner

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A midst the murmurs of a potential #XFL return, we take it over to the big board to discuss favorites. League legend PJ Walker took his talents to CLT (scrub move), leaving the door wide open. THE NEW YORK GUARDIANS WILL BE THE PLAY GIVEN AN ODD OF +700 OR HIGHER. I AM A GURU !

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PJ WALKER SHOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XFL LEGEND, HUGE HAMMER COCK

NOT THE HERO THE THERS DESERVE, BUT DESPERATELY NEED

[Kalias Robertson @84OnGo]

The XFL is coming back .

[LOCAL XFL LOCKSMITH @LocalXfl]

IGNORANCE IS A BLISS, NOT IN MY REPERTOIRE... I SIMPLY PUT SCROLL THROUGH WAGERS PATIENTLY WAITING FOR MY STONES TO TINGLE AND WHEN I HEAR THE BUGLE I SHOVE MY CHIPS TO THE MIDDLE. RICKIE FOWLER BE GREAT

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I HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO BEAT VEGAS. #BUTTFUCKIS

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@Shaqs_Hairline @XFLDragons MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING THROUGH TOUGH TIMES INCLUDING THE XFL... THESE DAYS I MAKE MONEY OFF MY DIME BAGS TO MY LOCAL UNKS. IN TERMS OF BEING LAID I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NEW BROTHER... CALL HIM SPECTRUM BECAUSE I FUCKED YOUR MOM SO HARD IT MADE MY SEED RETARDED.

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XFL HAS SUSPENDED THE SEASON THANK YOU ALL FOR TAILING AND WINNING MONEY IF YOU DONT HEAR FROM ME AGAIN EITHER THIS SPORT IS TOAST OR I AM DEAD GOODBYE

10-5 ALL TIME RECORD THANKS FOR PLAYING VEGAS

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@stoolpresidente fuck you

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10-5 TAKE MY FUCKING PICKS AND FUCK IT WITH A BLOODY TAMPON

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8-4 MOTHERFUCKER I PRINT PAPER LIKE ITS MY MOFO JOB FUCK ALL OF YOU SCUM DINGLEBERRY FUCKS. WHILE YALL RECLINE IN YOUR CHAIRS AND MASSAGE YOUR WEENIS IM OUT HERE PUTTING IN WORK MAKING BREAD. FOLLOW THE TRAIN, YOU KNOW THE OTHER TWO PLAYS FAGGOTS.

[Dabo Weenie @DABOisaFRAUD]

@LocalXfl drops the picks for this weekend #AllaboardTheMoneyTrain

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WITH THAT BEING SAID MOTHERFUCKERS TAIL MY GOD DAMN PICKS OR DIE A BLOODY DEATH AT NO REMORSE.
#PussyFart

ALL THREE PICK OF THE WEEKS:

NYG: +7.5
STL: -4.5
LA: -2

FUCKIN GRATE MATE

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WITH LA QB JOSH JOHNSON LEADING THE LEAGUE IN QBR, I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE TAMPA BAY WILL KEEP UP. IM SITTING OVER HERE THINKING THE ODDSMAKER THAT MADE THIS LINE HAS EITHER HIS THUMB OR ONE OF THOSE MEAT STICKS FROM THE GAS STATION UP HIS ASS, ONE OR THE OTHER
3rd POW: LA -2

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ST. LOUIS IS FLAMING HOT LIKE A WILD WINGS BRAVEHEART. JORDAN TA’MMU MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN HIS ASS BONED BY THE GAMECOCKS A YEAR AGO BUT THE KID CAN MF PLAY. YOU KNOW WHO CANT ? FUCKING CARDALE JONES WHAT A SCRUB. 12 GAUGE MY ASS @CJ1two YOU SUCK.
2nd POW: STL -4.5
#FUCKYEAHBLOOD

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LONG DICK LUIS IS FINALLY GETTING THE START FOR THE NEW YORK GUARDIANS AGAINST THE DALLAS RENEGADES. LANDRY JONES WILL NOT BE PLAYING THIS WEEK AS WELL AS HE IS RECOVERED FROM A MUFF PUNCH. GUARDIANS COMING OFF A BIG WIN IS SCARIER THAN CATELYN JENNERS FACE.
1st POW: NYG +7.5

[LOCAL XFL LOCKSMITH @LocalXfl]

7-4 IF YOU HAVE TAILED ME YOU HAVE MADE MONEY. IF YOU HAVENT YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A NO GOOD PINKY DICK VIRGIN ON THE HUNT FOR FEET PICS. WTF IS WRONG WITH SOME OF YOU DEGENERATES?!??! I have three POWERFUL PLAYS this week so stay tuned.