Local Ape

Bald as hell 30 year old man. I play video games. I say stupid shit.

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[b @wwxwashere]

day 03 of pride month and i already feel like this:

[Local Ape @Local_Ape]

@Review_bra dawg the whiplash of like oh what stupid shit did i say to get screenshotted into oh right there are other dumbasses out there not just me

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@mythiccae_ @Mossyfoxx Your art style is always so pretty. Absolutely gorgeous.

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@esperavt dawg i'm fiending to get in. i had to wait until late and now it's just down bro i want to hunt the rooks int he night PLEASE

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@Review_bra he doesn't get past round 1 cuz that character is supreme bullshit lmfao. rule 1 Curse energy doesn't exist within the same county as her. Rule 2 black flash rebounds. she just auto wins

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@LilOValentine That's my toasty oshi

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@gato_paint @gabefollower Funny enough gaben actually owns one of the submarines capable of going to the titanic and has lent it out to people like James Cameron when he was making avatar

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@cassieblooms Nahhh just kill them. You're too funny to be disrespected like that.

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@cruxxLxst Do you have a rank you're trying to get to or just casually play for fun

[Local Ape @Local_Ape]

how do i wife up one of these top 1% fansly models bro

[Local Ape @Local_Ape]

$230 emulator essentially. except you have to find your old ass N64 cartridge and pray to god it still works OR buy their overpriced emulation cartridge for 45 dollars EACH. They found a bunch of old parts and slapped them together for a quick buck.

[AMD Gaming @AMDGaming]

Old rivalries will be settled…

Rainbow Road will be revisited…

Oddjob will be unfairly selected…

All starting on July 28th, the official launch date for M64.

The M64 can be played with all your original cartridges and controllers, and is available for purchase on July 28th, along with ModRetro's own controller and 4 launch titles.

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@ellwynbrook as a fellow bi i found this picture to best represent me https://t.co/jUA6TN2fVw

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@Jas_Lux @Bricks_and_Figs Still not great but that isn't the real store account

[Lady Alanna ☽◯☾ @Kitsu_Maru]

This flag is unbreakable.

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

Guardians make their own fate

[Local Ape @Local_Ape]

@esperavt THE ROBOTS ARE GAY? IN MY SPACE ROBOT NINJA GAME? What's next FAT robot ninjas? The woke left is RUINING video games. I NEED to play as a big roided out sweaty man to have fun.

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a few years ago this would be exciting. Now it just invokes dread. What awful new thing will be added to my computer that i cannot get rid of? What new AI data scalper will be auto installed on bootup? The era of hobbies and fun are over it's only corpo slop shoved at us now.

[NVIDIA @nvidia]

A new era of PC.

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