Local Footy Nut

Non League Football Pundit. Legend in my own bathtub. Football opinions expressed are mine and not my employers.

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

@95HarveyScholes I would hesitate calling a Coors Light a beer. #shandy #lightweight

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

PREPARE your children for a career in banking by reviewing their behaviour over the past year, agreeing it was a bit shit & then giving them loads of presents anyway.
@TwopTwips

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

Well have a happy cloudy with patchy rain Christmas day! #nowhitexmas #wheresthesnow

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

@richardosman Just bought the wife 5 litres of Castrol.

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

Merry Christmas to one and all. Happy Holidays. Seasons greetings.
🎅🌲

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

@richardosman Kiss the egg

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Brexit is turning us into a laughing stock. We’re swapping the right to live and work in 27 countries for new passports that will cost the taxpayer £500m. But don’t worry, when we’re all stood in the airport for 4 hours we can stand in the queue and look at just how blue they are https://t.co/FjeuDFk7TF

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

Simon Mignolet sponsored by Teflon. #nonstick

[Danny Kelly @dannykellywords]

Utter farce. The @FA are in danger of destroying a grass roots football club. THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. Watch, laugh, get angry, RT, protest. https://t.co/B1B5XONfn5

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

@KatharineMerry Panic in the streets of chelmsley wood, sparkhill, solihull, elmdon. #aldiisempty

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

@sithpeach Donald duck got in the shower. Got out and had a towel on, yet he wore no clothes on the bottom half. #gofigure

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

@FootyAccums Figo instead of both. Crossed the divide. Scored goals to win el classico for both barca and real.

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

@FootyAccums Figo

[FA Cup Factfile @FACupFactfile]

Nice one Henry! https://t.co/dUr2MgBzob

[Non League Crowds @NonLeagueCrowd]

An alternative approach @FA - why don't you work with one of your #grassroots clubs - promote their home matches before each England international to make a nice double-header? Stand up for @WembleyFC

[@thecoldend @thecoldend]

Just to clear up any confusion for anyone travelling to the @wembleyfc v @CockfostersFC game tomorrow it's being played at Vale Farm and not Wembley Stadium. Such an easy mistake to make - the two are very similar!!!

[Joshua Smith @SmithJournalist]

Saying Wembley FC could be confused with Wembley Stadium is not only patronising, but sets a dangerous precident.

By the @fa logic, the average football fan would spend hours at Manchester Arena waiting to watch City play.

I could go on.

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

@richardosman Someone in mine told me he was 'amphibious' as he could use both hands.

[Local Footy Nut @Localfootynut]

@Omgitstamz @SamMorshead_ I may be clutching at straws but i am guessing a serial killer #strange #milkbath #iwillwatch