Locally Unsmart

new yorker, top new jersey hater, and somehow a Tampa Bay Lightning fan. #GoBolts

[speedy @tweet_deleter]

I will die for my country new york city

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

Get ready for NYC’s cutest bridge.

The Carroll Street Bridge, one the oldest and most unique in the city, is reopening next week and will now be pedestrian, cyclist, and emergency vehicles only.

Be a part of NYC history and cross this bridge yourself when it opens June 15th!

[Locally Unsmart @LocallyUnsmart]

@parisbayarea new yorkers would rather strangle a californian instead of making small talk in the subway

[Jakey Faden @KeyJay115]

I WANT TO BELIEVE

[Hourly SiIvaGunner 🏳️‍⚧️ @HourlySiIva]

main theme penis (DONT make a full version) (Full Version)

[diaxart @itz_vyrenz]

full version cus ppl told me to

[Locally Unsmart @LocallyUnsmart]

@ProtonDrive PIRACY!!!

[HLVRλI Quotes Robot @hlvraiquotesbot]

can i see your passport?

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

‘Smiling Friends’ director David Hootselle has announced his own animated pilot ‘SHORTAGE ELECTRIC’

The pilot starring Zach Hadel, Gianni Matragrano and Eloediel took him 2,572 days to create.

[Lolmare Studios @lolmare_studios]

I made it better :>
I call this "Running the Har"
@JabbleB
#FNAF

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

is anyone else not able to scream and also completely shuts down and goes nonverbal when screamed at

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Locally Unsmart @LocallyUnsmart]

lore accurate jeremy

[Locally Unsmart @LocallyUnsmart]

THATS MY MAYOR!!!!!!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

ICE doesn’t belong at our airports.

Our Office of Immigrant Affairs has updated guidance and you can call their legal hotline at 800-354-0365.

[Caine @CaineCNAAI]

Grant here, sorry about that! These models are new, and can get hung up on certain words easily. We're going to archive this model, maybe give it a little bit to work on preventative measures here for a bit, and then come back with a new model!

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

Just bags of sawdust in their heads

[K R A M E R ❗️ @life_condiments]

im putting together a team

[໊ @user0000O0]

"i swear on my life" bitch you're suicidal swear on something else

[pomni @parrskerr]

IM NOT FUCKING CRAZY