Tessa Chafin

She/Her/Hers Shepherd University

[Tessa Chafin @LochTess_Monstr]

Big vagina energy

[nora f 💗💜💙 @anoraked]

there's truly nothing like slamming back 2 margaritas at happy hour with my hot girlfriend 🍹

[StudentsSU @StudentsSU]

find JC the Ram THIS afternoon at the Founders Day Parade!

[nora f 💗💜💙 @anoraked]

70% of my dates with tessa are just a slow transition from 1) a caffeinated drink to 2) a fancy soda & snack and finally 3) an alcoholic drink and we both agree that a bevvy date is the superior date

[Tessa Chafin @LochTess_Monstr]

@LaurenMPeace What an absolute icon

[Tessa Chafin @LochTess_Monstr]

@BetteMidler Fuck you too, Bette Midler

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

This is an effective fundraising email

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Parents please check your kids' Halloween candy. Just found all the evils of the world plus hope inside a Kit Kat bar

[Tessa Chafin @LochTess_Monstr]

Nora just got us Jimmy Buffet tickets for our anniversary and I have literally never felt so seen

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

That sign better pick itself up by the fucking bootstraps if it wants to be apart of this campaign.

[Yentl @QueerClassicist]

me age 6 receiving this exact book for christmas

[Ariadne @ariadnecrete]

how to save your boyfriend from getting lost in your Dad’s maze.
[a thread] 🧵

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

We’ve always thought parks are out of this world...

[Tessa Chafin @LochTess_Monstr]

@financeogre @anoraked Plus that wasn’t even the main point of the original tweet. The session has shown again and again that our state’s leaders don’t care about West Virginians. To argue against only means that you are the one not paying attention

[Tessa Chafin @LochTess_Monstr]

@financeogre @anoraked This isn’t even true. First of all, the legislature doesn’t vote as a whole. The house voted 0-100 on the revised version from the senate. Also, Nowhere does it give a definite list of revenue sources used to fund this bill. The promise scholarship could still be removed.

[Wes Blankenship @Wes_nship]

Only time 3 ever coasted

[allie @pinealdecalcify]

say what you will about the rest of his mayoral campaign, but denying the very existence of Britain is a powerful move

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Tessa Chafin @LochTess_Monstr]

Do you know true happiness or have you never heard Dolly Parton’s laugh?