LockInCryptoX

Crypto Anon

[LockInCryptoX @LockInCryptoX]

@aF9q @zerohedge Meanwhile Jensen on Mars

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Jensen Huang with his third girlfriend watching his second affair news break right now

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@DylanTeil @WatcherGuru

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@daimon_108

[Ayesha Tariq, CFA @AyeshaTariq]

I think it’s time to cancel TradingView.

[kingu @KinguOG]

“explain this 6 year gap in your resume” yeah i thought i could make it in crypto

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

$ETH

Glad I saw this.

[Pix🔎 @PixBuilds]

How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is A Spy:

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

cheating on your wife then wearing a studded leather jacket the next day is crazy work

[shah @shahh]

welcome to the trenches

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@LilMoonLambo 🫡

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

If you’re in crypto, pivot to GTA 6

[dr. retard @DoctorRetardPhD]

A lot of y'all ain't never had Chinese spy pussy and it shows.

[asparagoid @asparagoid]

if a trillionaire cant enjoy a lil spy puss

whats the point in money

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Peter Schiff says "sell" Bitcoin before it crashes.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Nasdaq 100 futures erase all losses and turn green as investors buy the dip after Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's relationship with a Chinese spy.

The Nasdaq just lost -$250 billion and added +$300 billion all within 7 minutes of the market's initial reaction to the news.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Tech CEO’s after seeing a 10/10 Chinese woman

[LockInCryptoX @LockInCryptoX]

@naiivememe did Vitalik fuck a spy too?

[van00sa @van00sa]

“Sorry babe our life savings are gone. The CEO fucked a spy”

[LockInCryptoX @LockInCryptoX]

@myras_________ Zelda: A Link to the Past story is the best one and deserves a remake from 2d to Switch 2. Most monsters in Zelda can trace their origins to that game. Imagine fighting Agahnim and warping to the Dark World and back.