Lockdown

Introvert.

[Nick Plott @CallMeTasteless]

RSL AT BLIZZCON!? 🤯

LETS GOOOOOOOO! 🏆

[Rana Ayyub @RanaAyyub]

This is what an Emmy awards acceptance speech looks like. Kudos

[Lockdown @Lock_ItDown]

@christieskylar Oooo this looks like a good one

[Lockdown @Lock_ItDown]

@christieskylar It’s adorable!

[Lockdown @Lock_ItDown]

@RazorrazorRedd @taedrun Congrats Redd!!! So happy for you!

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI.

The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out rate on default settings in consumer tech is historically around 5%. So approximately 19 million cameras are now running AI pattern matching on anything that moves past your front door. Today the target is dogs. The same infrastructure already handles “Familiar Faces,” which builds biometric profiles of every person your camera sees, whether they know about it or not.

Ring settled with the FTC for $5.8 million after employees had unrestricted access to customers’ bedroom and bathroom footage for years. They’re now partnered with Flock Safety, which routes footage to local law enforcement. ICE has accessed Flock data through local police departments acting as intermediaries. Senator Markey’s investigation found Ring’s privacy protections only apply to device owners. If you’re a neighbor, a delivery driver, a passerby, you have no rights and no recourse.

This tells you everything about Amazon’s actual product. The customer paid for the camera. The customer pays the electricity. The customer pays the $3.99/month subscription. And Amazon gets a surveillance grid that would cost tens of billions to build from scratch, with an AI layer activated by default, and a law enforcement pipeline already connected.

They wrapped all of that in a lost puppy commercial because that’s the only version of this story anyone would willingly opt into.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo knows that it's important to be kind, just like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. ❤️

[Draft Jon Stewart 2028 @Stewart_2028]

He's always so freaking right.

Jon Stewart 2028.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Tonight at a shopping mall , I watched a 5 year old boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater. She said, "No.” He smiled, "Okay! I like your sweater. Bye!" and ran back to his dad. To his dad, he proudly said: "I didn't hug her because she said no... but I told her I liked her sweater!" His dad replied, “Cool, buddy!" ...and they went on shopping.
If a 5-year-old boy can understand consent and respect a "No," then so can every adult

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Right wingers be like

[RazorRedd⛧☽𖤐☾⛧ @RazorrazorRedd]

Now Live on Kick 💚🔥

Getting me some Nom Noms then we're getting back on these paintings👊🏽🔥

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

🎯

[Faolkor_theBookDragon @faolkor]

Happy New Year!! Looking back at 2025, I / we:

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

💯💯💯

[Lockdown @Lock_ItDown]

@RazorrazorRedd Classic

[ChristieSkylar @christieskylar]

🎶Fa-La-La-La-La It’s time for stream🎵

ASMR soft singing Christmas carols on https://t.co/m3mU1QRThO & https://t.co/CehjDO7Rsr

[LOTR Universe @Lordoftheringsu]

Is he richer than Smaug? Apparently, someone did the math. 😂