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[jor @LockeJordan]

Lil NasX quit making Old Town Road remixes and we got a pandemic, hornets, UFOs

[jor @LockeJordan]

I’ve started checking Nextdoor as frequently (if not more) than social media. Didn’t realize I aged 20 years in quarantine.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Other Butter Companies Scramble To Fill Racism Void Left By Land-O-Lakes https://t.co/W0ovX04eRr

[jor @LockeJordan]

@alldatcasss My top 3... 😍😍
Kate Hudson
Lisa Kudrow
Leslie Mann

[Add your name @consciousmigz]

The More You Know 💫

[jor @LockeJordan]

Imagine if we were still in the Netflix DVD era during all of this.
No Hulu, Amazon Prime TV, that Quibi thing that is advertising everywhere, Disney +. Just 2 day DVD rentals by mail.

[jor @LockeJordan]

@RexTrillerson Now do Wizard of Oz

[jor @LockeJordan]

@RexTrillerson @SlimJim

[jor @LockeJordan]

I accidentally thanked the Amazon Prime delivery man for his service today.

[jor @LockeJordan]

My skin and hair have been loving this no makeup or heat styling for weeks on end.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

TINLEY?! WRENLEY?!??! GLYCERIN??!!?!

[jor @LockeJordan]

I cannot stress enough that you shouldn’t be adopting animals if you won’t make time for them after quarantine is over.

[jor @LockeJordan]

Blessed art thou on this holiest of days
(also heads up they added another episode of Tiget King 🐯)

[jor @LockeJordan]

@mckailie He submitted the 4th 👎🏻👎🏻😔

[jor @LockeJordan]

Ok so my dad had me go order out Chinese food to show the chamber of commerce pictures of people eating out (some small town thing)

here are pics of the process getting the photo vs what he will actually be sending to them

[jor @LockeJordan]

@kateisaia They’re the beeeeest hands down

[jor @LockeJordan]

When I start working out and see my stomach getting smaller

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

FLATTENING OF THE CURVE!