Chad Eisen-Ramgren

[Chad Eisen-Ramgren @LockeanBundle15]

@dzdarrell @Mrgunsngear You ok? Do you smell toast, even though there isn't any in your vicinity? Supporting the instigator is a wild take.

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

When Will Ferrell and Jeff Goldblum went live with SNL's "Space: The Infinite Frontier with Harry Caray" sketch, the first part was scripted and on cue cards for both actors, but halfway through, Ferrell started improv'ing insane questions and you can see Goldblum holding on for dear life answering them 😂 I forget how good this era of SNL really was

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Years from now they will look back at 2024 as the year the War of the Popcorn Buckets began. #history #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The law doesn’t care if Donald Trump’s ‘Blue Steel meets poopy pants’ mug shot rallies the rabid base. It doesn’t care if Ma & Pa MAGA send him every last penny of their monthly Mountain Lightning money. They can paint it on their cars, tattoo it on their calves, they can get mad or sad, they can line up to sacrifice their last collectively remaining firing synapse on the altar of all things melon-hued messiah and it will change nothing in the eyes of the law.
Justice doesn’t give a fuck about how it makes them “feel”.
It cares about what he did or didn’t do. Whether it was or wasn’t legal. And which consequences may or may not be required as a result.
No matter how “epically his badass pic owns the Libs.”
The end.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Oh myyy, this is too good not to share!

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Absolute legend. ❤️

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

“Every prisoner at Auschwitz hit their target weight.”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Calm the heck down you dumb fucking sasquatch. Could somebody throw a raw steak at this thing?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

☠️

[rivkah reyes 🍉 @rivkahreyes]

we out here 💪🏽

[Dr. Harvey @UnbedsideManner]

When I think of "Try That In A Small Town", Matthew Shepard comes to mind. Another reason to not like the song.

[Maia @maiamindel]

Okay but who thought this was a good idea??

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP HAVING ROUGH DAY, FOLKS

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is a strangler fig tree, Inside this tree is a hollow space where a different tree stood

The strangler fig's seeds have made their way into the canopy of a host tree and germinated. As the fig's roots grow, they cascade down the trunk,
Once they are in the ground it competes for nutrients and water with the host. Then It gradually tightens its grip around the host tree

This process hinders the flow of water and nutrients, causing the host tree to weaken and eventually die. Over time, the strangler fig takes over completely, once the process is complete, the original tree decomposes, a hollow centre is all that remains to mark its existence

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

An extremely intelligent rabbit knows the dog is following its scent, so he doubles back.

[Iuliia Mendel @IuliiaMendel]

Remember the joke?

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Woman turns $80 ticket into a felony charge