lotus lockhart

I hate you like I’m young

[lotus lockhart @LockhartLotus]

@jadersharma

[lotus lockhart @LockhartLotus]

@Gabbrielxzn They were 50 bucks back in the day and they lasted 30 years

[ÕÑË-MÄÑ @paulinus14218]

Before ADHD diagnosis: "Why do I buy supplies for a new hobby but never actually start it?"

After: "Oh... buying the supplies is the hobby.

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

my uncle was forced to twerk at gunpoint in Roku City

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Peggy wore it better.

[Aysha @kissaysha]

If you feel bad for how hard you struggle with grief and accepting death. My brother passed at 18, today he would have been 35 and i just now put a photo of him in my home.

[☽☉☾ @solelunastro]

fire sign women giving pep talks to drunk girls in bar bathrooms

[fent pimp @tattedjugs]

and how exactly do you intend to build a bear

[lotus lockhart @LockhartLotus]

@maghastrology My only full sibling and I have Saturn in the 12th house

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

A new app idea called Linked-Out where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.

[Rollo Tomasi @DrunkUncTony]

Need an Agamemnon outfit just to wear outside. Not waiting for Halloween either.

[lotus lockhart @LockhartLotus]

@MISERABLEN0W There is no embarrassing. It’s wonderful

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Agamemnon had that shit on. It was pristine and clean cause he ain’t do shit but he had that shit on.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[Brian Tolentino M.Ed @TolentinoTeach]

Students need all kinds of teachers.

- The extroverts who bring energy.

- The introverts who lead with quiet thoughtfulness.

- The serious teachers who bring structure and focus.

- The silly teachers that put students in a state of relaxed alertness.

- The spontaneous teachers who model a creative spirit.

- The organized teachers who bring clarity and consistency.

Part of education is learning how to work with, learn from, and relate to people who are different from ourselves.

[lotus lockhart @LockhartLotus]

@doggintrump Justice for Taco Bell

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

The CDC is saying the Cyclospora outbreak is from Taylor Farms

Then they keep bringing up Taco Bell

Not that I need to defend Taco Bell for colon blow food. But Taylor Farms sells to McDonalds, Chipotle, Walmart, Safeway, Kroger and a shit ton of places

So I don’t understand while Taco Bell, who pulled lettuce from their restaurants right away because they were trying to be responsible, is being made out to be the bad guy

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Pro tip: it's spelled d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a.

[lotus lockhart @LockhartLotus]

Pretty sure I got it. Symptoms started June 25

[Dr. Catharine Young @DrCatharineY]

A year ago, CDC made Cyclospora surveillance optional. It had been tracked for 28 years.

Today: ~3,000 cases across 31 states, no confirmed source, and CDC’s own count (843) is trailing what states are reporting by thousands.

[Francesca Fiorentini @franifio]

Lindsey Graham, 71, senator from South Carolina is survived by a harem of DC sex workers who say he was the most consistent daddy they could have asked for.