@frankieboyle This article was the most eloquent, most entertaining and the single most delightful thing I have read in 2019. Frankie, I’m voting for you!
@rachsyme I live in London, so that automatically makes me poor, but I have my local florist deliver a bouquet of fresh flowers every week to my doorstep so Thursday is always Fabday!
You know what’s funny is that there are hundreds of millions of “disenfranchised, disaffected” women and not a single fucking one of them is shooting up a Wal Mart.
Johnson became PM with 92,000 votes. Boaty McBoatface got 124,000 votes & was overruled for being plainly a bloody stupid fucking decision. Just saying.