Taylor

dedicating this channel to all the funny things my girlfriend says.

[Taylor @LockhartTay]

@justiineeeeeee Hahaha it’s past his bed time and he’s not having it

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*me trying to get ready for work in the pitch black room and turned on my phone flash light*

Justine half asleep from under the covers - “illegal”

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*Making a quick run to shoppers for a few things *

Justine - I need to go shopping I have nothing to wear

Me - we’re going to shoppers drug mart....

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An old guy at the golf course that had a 7am tee time just hit me with a “yuppers”..... and that’s exactly how I aspire to be in retirement

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Justine - I was trying to conversate with them

Me - you mean converse?

Justine - conversate is a word google it

Google -

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On the way to work I like playing this game call how quickly can you empty your gas tank... you could say I’m getting pretty good at it

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She’s not the only one with the jokes

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My favourite part about driving at work is when little kids give you the “international honk your horn motion” and you blast them with the air horn and then they’re happy as shit... I like that

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So Justine likes to pretend she as a youtube channel when we are on FaceTime..

The other days “episode” was a tutorial on how to roll a joint.

*talking about the crystal she’s putting in the joint*

Justine - crystal is like franks red hot, I put that shit on everything...

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Justine - I need an electric screwdriver

Me - A drill?

Justine - Whatever man

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Justine on FaceTime showing me how she “dethaws” chicken breast that are frozen together.

Step one- use a knife & HAMMER to try and separate them.

*Realizing that I’m about to screen record this fiasco*

Justine- Don’t screen record me or I’ll change the channel.

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@justiineeeeeee “Niceee nothing beats the Chesterfields, best cigarette I’ve had to date” I’ll start looking today

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Talking to Justine about her lunch (chicken wings which she’s allergic to)
* Me changing the subject to her doctors appointment *

Me - When do you go for that?

Justine - The frozen section of sobeys

Me - Glad to see you’re following the conversation

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*playing heads up with girlfriend and it’s her turn to act out*
Girlfriend - Shoves me in the chest. Me - Ahh pushing someone??
Girlfriend - No cow tipping Me - ....

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Are there any advertisements that aren’t “here for you” right now

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Nobody - ...
Girlfriend - I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to work.

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She’s really enjoying working from home...

4:59pm- Sitting at her desk working responsibility on her laptop -
“I feel like such an adult with my home office”

5:01pm- Jumping up and down on her bed like a little kid...topless

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@ashleyjaynep @justiineeeeeee Believe it or not I strung this bad boy together myself

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Okay so my girlfriend has been saying/doing some entertaining stuff for quite sometime now. So I’ve decided to start using this platform to share some of these priceless moments with you all, enjoy.

[Taylor @LockhartTay]

@justiineeeeeee Fine